Sometimes I am tempted to wear a hi-vis vest around town for no reason.

Comments

• LOAD Cherry

  2017-06-05 22:14:04

  Splat Charger Specialist

  I mean it would, wearing one would make you highly visible.
• MetaFour

  2017-06-05 22:56:54

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  If you wear it over hunting camo, they'll cancel each other out.
• Aliroz

  2017-06-06 14:29:34

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  It would help you not get run over by cars.
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-06-06 16:56:28

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Side effects may include getting intentionally run down by Mancuso's older brother.
• Aliroz

  2017-06-06 17:15:41

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Maybe Mancuso's older brother wouldn't run over people if Mancuso didn't suck, unlike Gunderson, who does not suck.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-06-06 20:09:51

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  It may get you mistaken for a construction worker, though.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-06-06 20:59:36

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  You say that like it's a bad thing

  
  

  Construction workers control the city. And if one is so true and strong in will as to not catcall, then they are near ascension