fucking slam dunk, with the bonus "jewish politician meets the greediest man in sitcom history" angle that whoever made that pin didn't quite pick up on
So was voting Bernie a bad thing or the good thing?
look. Listnn. Here my words and absorb their wisdom
people will tell you "oh that bernie he was a crook" , "oh that bernie he stole moeny" . Listen to me, it is a lie. Bernie Sanders ould never steal anything. Bernie standards was an upright man. He was straight as an arrow and almost as fly as one. He was also a monk. He was Bernier than the next-closest Democratic handidate (Billary Blinton ) . Then you vote for Johnno the goodboy because all the good candidates are taken out of the racen adfor sOME reason we still use the fucking electrocal (more like pectoral )college so that some fuking shaved orangutan in a business suit could win the election. SO IN SHORT, it was widespread voter apathy mostly
also he proposed that all families should have a unique bagel as a sherpol of hyrladilry.
So was voting Bernie a bad thing or the good thing?
look. Listnn. Here my words and absorb their wisdom
people will tell you "oh that bernie he was a crook" , "oh that bernie he stole moeny" . Listen to me, it is a lie. Bernie Sanders ould never steal anything. Bernie standards was an upright man. He was straight as an arrow and almost as fly as one. He was also a monk. He was Bernier than the next-closest Democratic handidate (Billary Blinton ) . Then you vote for Johnno the goodboy because all the good candidates are taken out of the racen adfor sOME reason we still use the fucking electrocal (more like pectoral )college so that some fuking shaved orangutan in a business suit could win the election. SO IN SHORT, it was widespread voter apathy mostly
also he proposed that all families should have a unique bagel as a sherpol of hyrladilry.
So was voting Bernie a bad thing or the good thing?
look. Listnn. Here my words and absorb their wisdom
people will tell you "oh that bernie he was a crook" , "oh that bernie he stole moeny" . Listen to me, it is a lie. Bernie Sanders ould never steal anything. Bernie standards was an upright man. He was straight as an arrow and almost as fly as one. He was also a monk. He was Bernier than the next-closest Democratic handidate (Billary Blinton ) . Then you vote for Johnno the goodboy because all the good candidates are taken out of the racen adfor sOME reason we still use the fucking electrocal (more like pectoral )college so that some fuking shaved orangutan in a business suit could win the election. SO IN SHORT, it was widespread voter apathy mostly
also he proposed that all families should have a unique bagel as a sherpol of hyrladilry.
did you come up with all of this yourself
are uy acousting me of being drizzy drake that uncreative ghostwriting shittttttt
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you get it because
mr burns
bernie sanders
fucking slam dunk, with the bonus "jewish politician meets the greediest man in sitcom history" angle that whoever made that pin didn't quite pick up on
there isnt even an intended comparison
it's just a pun
burns
bernie
literally no thought beyond that went into the creation of this
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