I don't use a pretend microphone at all. When holding a real microphone I feel a little awkward, and tend to hold it too far away from myself because otherwise I feel like I'm spitting into it.
I don't use a pretend microphone at all. When holding a real microphone I feel a little awkward, and tend to hold it too far away from myself because otherwise I feel like I'm spitting into it.
I sometimes literally have my mic pressed to my lips when I record despite the fact that it picks up fairly well even at significant distances because the natural distortion it creates is interesting to me. This is particularly evident on "Other People Like Me", whiiiiich I haven't released yet. Hmm.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
When I was physically a child I used my clothes hamper as a pretend piano.
Thing is, I don't actually know how to play the piano, so I just wiggled my fingers around on it.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
scream "fuck you"
chugchug chug chugchchchug
I'm glad it's not just me who does do it though
Common implements include my phone, my TV remote and occasionally an empty soda bottle.
☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ ⚢
A flat surface for imitating a piano keyboard or any percussion instrument will do in a pinch, though.