I accidentally set the concept of "age of consent" on fire

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• Obā-san

  2017-01-26 00:14:28

  
  

  cast like some water magic on it
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-01-26 00:17:25

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Now toddlers are signing business contracts.
  
  What have you done.
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-01-26 00:17:28

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  I recommend applying copious amounts of marshmallows.
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-01-26 00:18:27

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Now toddlers are signing business contracts.
  
  What have you done.
  

  They can't be any worse at it than a lot of actual businessmen.
• Bee

  2017-01-26 00:29:48 edited 2017-01-26 01:08:04

  Yeah I'm pretty sure the world would be a marginally better place if businesses were run at the top level by random children who have not yet had basic human empathy rigorously crushed out of them.

  
  

  "So Director, we want to start a genocide in this third-world country and seize its oil"

  "uhhhhhhh"
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-01-26 00:32:45

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Toddler declares martial law on local supermarket after discovering they were out of string cheese.
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-01-26 02:35:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
  
  there, now everything's better
  
• Vriska

  2017-01-27 02:49:15

  8luh 8luh.

  Now small children are wanting to rent booths in our antiques shop.

  
  

  The good news is they promise to pay rent on time. The bad news is they think anything made before 2010 is "really old!"