The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-16 06:03:14 edited 2016-02-16 06:03:37

  It's perfectly fair to presume that everything you touch has cooties when even the Pringles commercial tells you that wiping your hands on your clothes after eating potato chips makes you a slob.
• MissUtilis

  2016-02-16 06:05:23

  BEWARE OF GRRL!
  

  Pringles hasn't used that angle in ages
• MissUtilis

  2016-02-16 06:05:27

  BEWARE OF GRRL!
  

  I don't think
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-16 06:07:43

  still true though
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-16 06:08:38

  catgirl_flamebait.txt
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-16 06:09:10

  fuckin' ram attacks
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-16 06:09:42 edited 2016-02-16 06:09:57

  i wonder if the bonedragons in stage 3 are giee's summons
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-16 14:33:12

  five potentially highly irritating words: "I don't sweat the details"
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-16 14:33:40

  glennmagusharvey said:

  five potentially highly irritating words: "I don't sweat the details"
  

  five potentially highly irritating words: "five potentially highly irritating words"
  
  
  lelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelel
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-16 14:34:10

  glennmagusharvey said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  five potentially highly irritating words: "I don't sweat the details"
  

  five potentially highly irritating words: "five potentially highly irritating words"
  
  
  lelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelel
  

  messenger self-removal-by-effacement technique
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-16 14:34:24

  who do you yell at if there's no messenger to yell at but merely a message?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-16 14:56:16

  fuck style
  
  substance ftw
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-16 15:09:02

  fuckin fake-irs scam calla
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-16 19:55:46

  The difference is that no one feels sorry for David Vitter.
  
• Princess Alice

  2016-02-18 05:25:41

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *converts GMH's hard drive to FAT32*

  
  

  ...

  
  

  *awaits the inevitable explanation of why GMH likes FAT32*
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-18 05:36:28

  Central Avenue said:

  *converts GMH's hard drive to FAT32*

  
  

  ...

  
  

  *awaits the inevitable explanation of why GMH likes FAT32*

  I actually don't have a preference as far as filesystem formats.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-18 20:31:26

  Anime News Newt-Ork
  
• Tatterhood

  2016-02-19 16:30:12

  algebra
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-21 20:55:16

  "I'm expecting!"
  "And I'm expectorating."
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-22 04:29:20

  every single demographic grouping being fair game for applying big data
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-22 06:00:32

  Well there's no way he can miss it now; it's directly between him and the TV.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-22 06:00:46

  Not pissing my pants would be a good idea, yes.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-22 06:01:11 edited 2016-02-22 06:02:14

  That was entirely contrived to revolve around that one specific idea!
  
  Granted, it was a rather amusing one.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-22 06:02:29

  That seems fun!  Sure, I'll do it.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-22 06:02:41

  Dude, you're a douchebag.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-22 06:03:15

  Hows about you go get some BRAINS??????
  
• Tachyon

  2016-02-22 23:03:58

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-23 04:01:28 edited 2016-02-23 04:02:07

  Brynhild is kinda attractive in that tank top but she's also insane and probably homicidal, which may make any interactions difficult, if not downright hazardous.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-23 04:03:33

  Magic doesn't exist in real life.
  
  If someone gained magical powers, they might be able to get past security checkpoints with those powers.
  
  That said, people would probably quickly develop magitech for detecting magic, closing off that circumvention.
  
  Alternatively, people might develop anti-magic fields.  Though people haven't yet developed anti-bullet fields.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-23 04:03:52

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Brynhild is kinda attractive in that tank top but she's also insane and probably homicidal, which may make any interactions difficult, if not downright hazardous.
  

  Siegrune is also kinda irritating.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-23 04:09:44 edited 2016-02-23 04:10:22

  Suddenly, while listening to the title screen theme of eXceed 2nd Vampire REX ("Welcome to Valhalla" (remix)), I feel like a specific animated gif of a stylisly standing/bobbing pose of Cure Moonlight.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-23 04:21:07

  glennmagusharvey said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Brynhild is kinda attractive in that tank top but she's also insane and probably homicidal, which may make any interactions difficult, if not downright hazardous.
  

  Siegrune is also kinda irritating.
  

  jaywalkiiiiiiing~
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-23 04:22:00

  This is some very watery, very clear, and somewhat greenish corn starch, with specks of green at the bottom.
  
  Nah, it's actually algae.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-23 04:22:12

  MLA or APA
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-23 04:22:20 edited 2016-02-23 04:22:56

  track: "Shock!!"
  
  *GUITAR RIFF*
  *look of shock on my face*
  *look of disappointment when the track ends almost immediately afterward*
  
• Princess Alice

  2016-02-23 04:23:27

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
  👸❤👸
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-23 04:24:39

  Nonsense Abel
  
  the opposite of Sense Abel
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-23 07:57:10

  Undyne is pretty nuts apparently.
  
• Calica

  2016-02-23 09:40:19

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Central Avenue said:

  *converts GMH's hard drive to FAT32*

  
  

  ...

  
  

  *awaits the inevitable explanation of why GMH likes FAT32*

  gmh would prefer 8.3 filenames i think
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-23 09:48:30

  Calica said:

  Central Avenue said:

  *converts GMH's hard drive to FAT32*

  
  

  ...

  
  

  *awaits the inevitable explanation of why GMH likes FAT32*

  gmh would prefer 8.3 filenames i think

  hey, what do you know, i do
  
  
  
  
  okay, not always
  
• Calica

  2016-02-23 09:52:16

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  GLENNM~1.EXE
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-23 09:54:04

  include leading zeros + alphabetize by character = correct ordering by hexadecimal number
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-23 09:54:26

  Rayne is feeling pissed that she ain't getting no sleep tonight
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-23 09:57:54

  the more i think about it the more i am feeling kinda inclined to create a hilarious intra-party fight in my pathfinder group
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-23 10:01:14

  note: this is because our party consists of:
  * one bard with shit wisdom, too much charisma, the name "slippery john", and a desire to sex all of the ladies
  * one cleric of asmodeus who goes around asking people to make contracts giving him their souls, and speaks in a german accent as if he were a nazi (this is intentional on the player's part, and is actually kinda funny)
  * one ranger with a non-descript personality because the player sucks at roleplaying, like me
  * one rogue/wizard (me) who could be chaotic good or chaotic neutral, possibly depending on whether he goes along with this scheme cooked up by this NPC to mess up the town, or messes up the scheme instead
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-23 18:21:38 edited 2016-02-23 18:25:01

  After you make a bad pun, which one of the following tunes follows it?
  
  (A) BrodyQuest by Neil Cicierega
  (B) Living in the Sunlight by Tiny Tim
  (C) the Six Flags theme
  (D) the Super Mario World ending theme
  
  Is this music sped up from its normal version?
  
  (A) yes
  (B) no
  
  Do you feel tempted to make a glaringly loud grin and blink your eyes quickly?
  
  (A) only the grin
  (B) only the blinking
  (C) both the grin and the blinking
  (D) neither
  
  Does whatever happens after you make a bad pun speed up gradually until it gets way too fast and explodes?
  
  (A) yes
  (B) no
  (C) instead of exploding, it stops abruptly and restarts abruptly several times, correlated with me switching between insane and serious facial expressions, as if I were in a real-life Youtube Poop
  
  Are you The Scout?
  
  (A) yes
  (B) no
  (C) I'm the dancing Heavy next to him
  (D) nah, I'm the star, because I play Medic
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-23 18:25:33

  ?
  
  (A) Koffing
  (B) Ekans
  (C) Meowth
  
• Princess Alice

  2016-02-23 18:38:09

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  #ImperialismForAll2013
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-24 05:52:07

  I put on my glasses to see...nothing.
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-02-24 06:26:57

  no, the actual theme of Megalovania is relentness. not crazed nor methodical murderousness, but relentlessness.