The worst commercial I've ever seen

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• Salix Babylonika

  2016-02-05 16:45:34

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  what about that one steakums commercial
• Zeether

  2016-02-05 16:49:30

  Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
  

  That ad for Microsoft Songsmith is pretty bad
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-02-05 17:43:45

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  ^^^ That is a really stupid assertion.
• lee4hmz

  2016-02-05 18:31:48

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  and it's not like lecithin is artificial or anything
• LOAD Cherry

  2016-02-05 19:37:00

  Splat Charger Specialist

  I have seen this ad and agree. Most people don't drink 'fake' milk because it's "healthy" or "more natural" (though some do, and will never be convinced by any amount of campaigning because those people tend to be vegan)

  
  

  I'm pretty sure that the people who drink almond milk and its kind drink it because they are lactose intolerant.
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-02-05 19:54:32

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Knightess Cerise said:

  (though some do, and will never be convinced by any amount of campaigning because those people tend to be vegan)
  

  *cough*
• LOAD Cherry

  2016-02-05 20:10:14

  Splat Charger Specialist

  I didn't roll high enough on the sense motive check to get what you're implying here. Please explain for my poor dense skull.
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-02-05 20:10:45

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Yarrun is vegan.
• LOAD Cherry

  2016-02-05 20:11:41

  Splat Charger Specialist

  Ah, thank you babe.

  
  

  I'm sorry if I caused any offense.
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-02-05 20:15:42

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  It's alright. Just, you know, keep that in mind.

  
  

  We're not all brickheads when it comes to that sort of thing.
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-02-05 20:16:04 edited 2016-02-05 20:16:20

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I'm personally more of a soy milk sort of guy, since it tastes thicker, though I will use almond milk for cooking purposes
• Imipolex G

  2016-02-06 03:22:17

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  WHY DID THEY MISSPELL INGREDIENT
  
  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  
• Princess Alice

  2016-02-06 04:41:34

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I didn't even notice that.

  
  

  I would almost wonder if it was a joke, but I don't think they're clever enough for that.
• Imipolex G

  2016-02-06 04:57:38

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  this commercial is a disgrace to cows, much like the dairy industry