The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• Princess Alice

  2015-12-06 06:09:34

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  you guys are so mean, not letting me casually be a dick about stuff i dislike on tumblr
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 06:14:22

  is the opposite of casually being a dick hardcorely being a cunt?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 06:14:34

  i'm not interested in watching Legend of the Galactic Heroes
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 06:14:59

  "If You Can Dream" is approximately the same goodness as "Never Had A Dream Come True".  The latter is a bit sappier.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 06:15:11

  maple syrup from somewhere in Massachusetts rather than Canada
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 06:16:20

  harp sounds
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-12-06 06:16:35

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  princesshood
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 06:16:42

  it should be equally okay for me to listen to sappy songs in Japanese as it is for me listen to sappy songs in English
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 06:17:15

  truck drivers shifting gears upward
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 06:17:24

  shifting gears up ward
  
• Calica

  2015-12-06 06:18:37

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Central Avenue said:

  you guys are so mean, not letting me casually be a dick about stuff i dislike on tumblr

  *extremely sanctimonious teenager voice* just because you have a dick doesn't mean you can be a dick
• Obā-san

  2015-12-06 06:22:41

  
  

  Central Avenue said:

  you guys are so mean, not letting me casually be a dick about stuff i dislike on tumblr

  you can be a dick

  
  

  but there can and will be ramifications
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 06:33:30

  if you are a dick then you will have to pee
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 06:36:02

  I'm okay with them changing the names in the dub, as long as the result is coherent.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 06:37:00 edited 2015-12-06 06:37:51

  at the risk of getting myself tempbanned
  
  FUCK THE AUTHOR  凸ಠ益ಠ凸
  
  I DONT CARE IF SHE CREATED THE FICTIONAL UNIVERSE, I STILL GET TO SAY THAT SHE MISSPELLED THE NAME
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-12-06 06:40:37

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  glennmagusharvey said:

  at the risk of getting myself tempbanned
  
  FUCK THE AUTHOR  凸ಠ益ಠ凸
  
  I DONT CARE IF SHE CREATED THE FICTIONAL UNIVERSE, I STILL GET TO SAY THAT SHE MISSPELLED THE NAME
  

  You're just mad that I told you to get the L out of there.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 06:45:10

  i can't get the L out of there
  
  there's no L in there
  
• Calica

  2015-12-06 06:46:49

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  there is an L in there

  
  

  one fewer than glenn thinks there should be, but mabeland does indeed have an L in it
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 06:54:03

  i'm telling you
  
  there's no L in it
  
  can't you see that
  
  it's plainly obvious; there's no L in it
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-12-06 06:55:08

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  The L's going on in here??
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 07:04:01

  There are no L's in here either!  I don't know what you're talking about!
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 07:04:30

  :LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
  
  
  that's a very awkward position for the tongue
  
• Imipolex G

  2015-12-06 07:07:12

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Waluigi time
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 07:08:04

  Imipolex G said:

  Waluigi time
  

  Lucky Sevens
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 07:08:53

  the rolls you can punch with
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 07:09:02

  a tourist advertisement for Dragon Valley
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 07:56:16

  this was a mistake
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 07:56:22

  glennmagusharvey said:

  this was a mistake
  

  NO, THIS IS PATRICK
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 07:56:33

  glennmagusharvey said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  this was a mistake
  

  NO, THIS IS PATRICK
  

  no, this was a triumph; i'm making a note here: "huge success"
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 07:57:28

  there should be like a database of memes and famous lines and stuff
  
  so that one can basically draw upon said database in any situation
  
  so for example someone else can say "this" as a subject pronoun and then you can immediately think "which meme is the funniest one to insert here"
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-12-06 08:08:54

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  KnowYourMeme exists but it's at this point sort of a weird melting pot of 4chan culture, third-hand news, and forced memes.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 12:31:02 edited 2015-12-06 12:31:09

  SOODOOWOODOO
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 12:33:14

  see the funny thing is
  
  if you know me then you know there is no context behind it at all
  
  but then if you know me i could be hiding context beneath an apparent lack of context
  
  but then again i could be using something with no context to cover for those cases when i am hiding context under an apparent lack of context
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 12:33:33

  rabbit hole length: 2 deep 5 me
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 19:46:03

  there's only so much worked-up-ness i can get
  
  so i gotta ration that, y'know
  
• Tachyon

  2015-12-06 19:49:57

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  FOCUS
• Crystal

  2015-12-06 20:00:42

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  it's not, and i'm just frustrated in my own inability to focus on my work even when it's late and i'm running up against very, very hard deadlines
  

  
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  the rolls you can punch with
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  a tourist advertisement for Dragon Valley
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  this was a mistake
  

  NO, THIS IS PATRICK
  

  no, this was a triumph; i'm making a note here: "huge success"
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  see the funny thing is
  
  if you know me then you know there is no context behind it at all
  
  but then if you know me i could be hiding context beneath an apparent lack of context
  
  but then again i could be using something with no context to cover for those cases when i am hiding context under an apparent lack of context
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  rabbit hole length: 2 deep 5 me
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  there's only so much worked-up-ness i can get
  
  so i gotta ration that, y'know
  

  Your environmental work has some odd requirements, I must say.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 20:01:27

  fuck, i've been found out
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-06 23:25:13

  the principles that you are so slavishly sticking to are pieces of shit
  
  objective-based acting
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-07 13:33:33

  Tachyon said:

  Smells like teen spirit.
  

  
  Sorry, that's the only item in the MRJR Catalogue currently that starts with "smells like".
  
  "Tastes like" has two entries:
  * "tastes like chicken"
  * "tastes like nine-minute miles"
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-07 13:33:47

  MRJR Catalogue = Memes, Running Jokes, and References Catalogue
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-07 13:34:37

  a search for "system" yields the following:
  * "the system...is down...the system...is down..." (Strong Bad techno)
  * delete system32
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-07 13:36:08

  a search for "yes" yields the following:
  * "YES...YES!!" (M. Bison)
  * "Yes...yes!" (Sean Connery)
  * yesyes (YTMND alternate universe)
  * "Yes!" (Captain Falcon)
  * "Yyyyyes?" (Dr. Robotnik, AOSTH)
  * "yes man"
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-07 13:36:41

  a search for "expect" yields the following:
  * "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
  
• Tachyon

  2015-12-07 13:38:38

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i was making another reference, but i think i got the font name wrong, since it didn't display the right font
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-07 13:40:56

  a search for "no" yields the following:
  * "No." (Hotel Mario)
  * "NOOOOOOOOO" (Darth Vader, Star Wars Episode III)
  * "NOOOO" (Luke Skywalker, Star Wars Episode V)
  * "NO!" (Dr. Robotnik, AoStH)
  * "NO! GOD!  NO! GOD! PLEASE! NO!" (The Office)
  * Manfred von Karma wagging his finger
  * nope.avi (TF2 meme)
  
• Tachyon

  2015-12-07 13:43:10

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  this database seems pretty limited
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-12-07 13:43:53

  ideally it would consist of all the potentially referenceable and/or poopable sources
  
  ideally it would be an open database that would be built by crowdsourcing across the internet
  
• Tachyon

  2015-12-07 13:55:34

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  this database seems pretty limited
  
  this database seems pretty limited
  
  this database seems pretty limited
  
  this database seems pretty limited
  
  this database seems pretty limited
  
  this database seems pretty limited
  
  this database seems pretty limited
  
• Tachyon

  2015-12-07 13:58:18

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  this database seems pretty limited