Lame superpowers

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• Calica

  2015-06-18 22:54:16

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  i assume both of those are stand powers that are somehow made dangerous in a jojos arc
• Odradek

  2015-06-18 22:56:44

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I think the worst stand power that isn't an outright impediment is Fun Fun Fun
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-06-19 00:36:36

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  The ability to know exactly how many fava beans any object costs.
• PatchAwful

  2015-06-19 00:57:25

  The Mysterious Ballerina and her Tree Stump Ghosts

  Odradek said:

  The ability to distinguish the personalities of ecchi protagonists.

  
  

  The ability to spontaneously explode one's own organs.

  I don't know if I'd want to meet someone with that first superpower. Again.
  
• Odradek

  2015-06-19 01:00:10

  My dreams exceed my real life

  PatchAwful said:

  
  

  Odradek said:

  The ability to distinguish the personalities of ecchi protagonists.

  
  

  The ability to spontaneously explode one's own organs.

  I don't know if I'd want to meet someone with that first superpower. Again.
  

  It's okay, Raso won't come here.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-19 01:43:35

  The ability to overeat.
  
  The ability to waste water and get away with it.
  
  The ability not think about the consequences of decisions.
  
• eriophora zia

  2015-06-19 03:48:22

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  Power to place a comically oversized bathroom drain on any surface
• Haven

  2015-06-19 03:49:08

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  eriophora zia said:

  Power to place a comically oversized bathroom drain on any surface

  the PAIN of the DRAIN comes mainly from the CHAIN
• Tachyon

  2015-06-19 12:47:24

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Relatedly, the ability to summon pizza, but only when nobody is in the mood for pizza right now.
  
  although strictly speaking, neither that nor the bathtub drain thing are useless, but they might be lame