The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-17 12:24:05

  I JUST DON"T CARE
  
  WHAT PART OF "I DON"T CARE" DO YOU NOT GET
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-17 12:24:39

  i can't believe i actually went back and inserted mistyped double-quotation-marks into the above post, in the words "DON"T"
  
  i often justl eave them if they happen but this is the first time i've intentionally gone back and inserted them that way
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-17 14:28:32 edited 2015-06-17 15:03:20

  if you oppose abortion, call yourself pro-life, and are okay with contraceptives, then i consider you an honorable partisan (on that issue)
  
  if you oppose abortion, call yourself pro-life, and are not okay with contraceptives, then i consider you to be a dishonorable partisan
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-17 15:03:14

  
• Odradek

  2015-06-17 15:03:41

  My dreams exceed my real life

  glennmagusharvey said:

  

  Fuck him.

  
  

  Fucking cultural barbarian.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-17 15:23:46

  Richard Feynman confirmed for 100% Orange Juice bonus boss
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-17 15:25:44

  EEVIl
  
  FFVII
  
• lee4hmz

  2015-06-17 16:26:54

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  All the TurboGrafx games are on the Wii now, Stro-Bro. :D
• Princess Alice

  2015-06-17 18:02:26

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  KARAOKE NIGHT WITH CHEF & WAITERMAN

  
  

  so trute but funny how it seems

  always intime but, never in line for dreams

  head ove heels we're toe to toe

  
  

  this is the sound of my soul

  this is the sound

  
  

  
  

  i gobuth a ticket to hte world

  but now i'mve come back again

  why do i find it hard to write teh next line

  oh i want thtruth to be said

  
  

  (ha-ha-ha ha-ha-hi)

  i know this much is true

  (h-aha-ha h-a-ha-hi)

  i know this much is true

  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-17 19:01:07

  it's fun to find ways to circumvent things
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-17 19:12:55

  Ésto se conoce como el escenario Helvética.
  
  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-17 19:20:05

  the joke is that brits have a sense of the distance between new york and los angeles while american have no sense of the distance between london and edinburgh
  
• Tachyon

  2015-06-17 19:25:10 edited 2015-06-17 19:25:32

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  These things are relative.
  
  The distance between London and Edinburgh is only about 400 miles.
  
  That's less than the distance between Boston and Washington, DC, say.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-17 20:27:54

  this thread is a collection of orphaned punchlines
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-17 20:36:22

  there once was a boy named eminence
  who found himself living with limerence
  but he talked politicks
  fraught with bad limericks
  so the girl he liked gave him deliverance
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-17 20:44:55

  thirty-sex days without six
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-17 20:45:10

  'cause we are OOPENN CLOSED
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-17 20:45:31

  MISTERR CRRAAAABS
  
  I HAVE AN IDEEEEEEAAAAAAAA
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-17 20:45:39

  available in six designer colors
  
• Odradek

  2015-06-17 20:52:41

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-18 00:43:27

  an alternate universe where the only raison d'etre of everything is to crack a stupid joke/pun about something else
  
• Odradek

  2015-06-18 00:44:16

  My dreams exceed my real life

  glennmagusharvey said:

  an alternate universe where the only raison d'etre of everything is to crack a stupid joke/pun about something else
  

  Known as Havenland
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-18 01:04:35

  i'm not sure why i did this, but i did
  
  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-18 01:05:08

  come to think of it, the arrow through the apple should probably be brown instead
  
• Tachyon

  2015-06-18 01:05:54

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  wtf am i looking at
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-18 01:06:13

  i have no fucking idea
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-18 01:06:30

  i can't stop laughing at how stupid it is
  
• Tachyon

  2015-06-18 01:06:45

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Havenland, a.k.a. Havens County, Centralia
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-18 01:12:12

  i like how half the u and the s fall off at the edge
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-18 01:13:36

  FYI that picture I made doesn't actually make any sense to me either
  
  I just decided, on a whim, and while tired, to vandalize a picture in MS Paint, and the one posted above it just happened to be the closest one on hand
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-06-18 01:14:39

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Tachyon said:

  Havenland, a.k.a. Havens County, Centralia
  

  Home of Dame Adorabelle's Academy for the Magically Gifted and Talented and Enchanted Forest National Park!
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-18 01:15:38 edited 2015-06-18 01:15:55

  if anything it was specifically designed to be nonsensical and suggest very little in the way of meaning
  
  i think the only meaningful joke in there is the karl/groucho marx thing
  
  everything else is "what's the most meaning-wise irrelevant thing that i can think of in 5 seconds that could go in here"
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-18 01:16:32

  FYI the twitter bird is decorated with my attempt to make it a tsundere twitter bird
  
  clearly that failed
  
  no fucks were given
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-18 01:16:51

  Central Avenue said:

  Tachyon said:

  Havenland, a.k.a. Havens County, Centralia
  

  Home of Dame Adorabelle's Academy for the Magically Gifted and Talented and Enchanted Forest National Park!
  

  i wanna visit EFNP!
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-18 01:18:00

  glennmagusharvey said:

  FYI the twitter bird is decorated with my attempt to make it a tsundere twitter bird
  
  clearly that failed
  
  no fucks were given
  

  so while searching for the tsundere sharks template i decided on a whim to change that to a search for chaika face
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-18 01:19:24

  i was also toofucking lazy to atually pick diferent pencils izes even
  
  ot wo tpyed the above sendtenc coredtly
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-18 01:24:10

  I could punch a wall and hammer it, but why would I do that when I could un-punch the wall and un-hammer it?
  
• Tachyon

  2015-06-18 01:59:27

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  tsundere sharks

  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-18 07:05:47

  "The Counter-Cataclysmic Metropolis"
  
  #goodnamesforfinalareasofanRPG
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-06-18 07:27:52

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Tachyon said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  tsundere sharks

  
  

  HE'S BACK
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-18 08:02:51 edited 2015-06-18 08:03:00

  "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get."
  

  
  box of chocolates confirmed as RNG
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-18 10:41:51 edited 2015-06-18 10:43:43

  ...that's...basically like a literary criticism assignment.
  
  that's no fun.
  
  i wanna have fun.
  
  i want to go on an adventure.
  
  i want a whole world to unfold before my eyes!
  
• Tachyon

  2015-06-18 10:43:11

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  ...that's...basically like a literary criticism assessment.
  
  that's no fun.
  

  >:(
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-18 10:43:15

  To paraphrase the immortal words of Naija...
  
  I want to live their life through their eyes...and thereby, learn the truth
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-18 10:44:05

  Tachyon said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  ...that's...basically like a literary criticism assessment.
  
  that's no fun.
  

  >:(
  

  sorry i fixed my quote
  
  though you'll probably still be disappointed
  
• Tachyon

  2015-06-18 10:48:48

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  my disappointment is a tempest that will thunder down upon this thread and drown all who post in it
  
• Tachyon

  2015-06-18 10:49:55

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME FOR THE LAST TIME
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-06-18 10:51:25

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Tachyon said:

  YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME FOR THE LAST TIME
  

  and then Tach ended the world.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-18 10:57:09

  the future refused to change
  
  everybody died
  
  the end
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-06-18 11:02:52

  > the future refused to change
  
  this is still one of the scariest endings ever.