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edited 2014-05-26 11:39:54 in General
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  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

    FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.

    WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.

    THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME HERE IN NIGERIA, THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA READY FOR PAYMENT.

    HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.

    PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIOM BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449, YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY'S NAME.

    WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.

    YOURS FAITHFULLY,

    DR CLEMENT OKON

    NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (VE/S/09/99) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    keeping this one open because section amused me

    deleted the links from the op, though
  • edited 2014-05-26 14:52:41
    I think I know of something in Polish that's a lot prettier.



    another version, in case you don't like that one



    I think this is the tune that Chopin based the middle section of his first Scherzo on.
  • Since this is a wonderposting forum, I feel free to doublepost and spam the lyrics too.  Too bad the OP lost its accent marks.
    Lulajże, Jezuniu, moja perełko,
    Lulaj ulubione me pieścidełko.
    Lulajże, Jezuniu, lulajże, lulaj,
    A ty, Go Matulu, w płaczu utulaj.

    Zamknijże znużone płaczem powieczki,
    Utulże zemdlone łkaniem usteczki,
    Lulajże, Jezuniu, lulajże, lulaj!
    A ty, Go Matulu, w płaczu utulaj.

    Lulajże, pielkniuchny nasz Aniołeczku,
    Lulajże,wdzięczniuchny świata kwiateczku.
    Lulajże, Jezuniu, lulajże, lulaj,
    A ty, Go Matulu, w płaczu utulaj.

    Lulajże, różyczko najozdobniejsza,
    Lulajże, lilijko najprzyjemniejsza.
    Lulajże, Jezuniu, lulajże, lulaj,
    A ty, Go Matulu, w płaczu utulaj.

    Lulajże, prześliczna oczom gwiazdeczko,
    Lulaj, najśliczniejsze świata słoneczko.
    Lulajże, Jezuniu, lulajże, lulaj,
    A ty, Go Matulu, w płaczu utulaj.
  • BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS
    JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN

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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    AIEOU
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    i love that the spambot actually bothered to tag the thread

    even most of us human posters don't do that
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Considerate.
  • edited 2014-05-26 16:02:03
    Byakuren said:

    JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN


    image
    this is neither polish nor polished

    nor polish
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    EARTH CONFIRMED FOR FLAT
  • BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS
    DONUT DONUT DONUT DONUT DONUT DONUT DONUT DONUT DONUT DONUT DONUT DONUT DONUT DONUT DONUT DONUT DONUT DONUT DONUT DONUT DONUT DONUT  DO NOT DO NOT DONUT  DO NOT DO NOT DONUT  DO NOT DO NOT DONUT  DO NOT DO NOT DONUT  DO NOT DO NOT DONUT  DO NOT DO NOT DONUT  DO NOT DO NOT DONUT  DO NOT DO NOTimage
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    these images are killing my browser
  • BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS
    Mine too!!! :D
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Tachyon said:

    AIEOU

    aeiou
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    holla holla get dolla
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