Nonviolent things to wish upon your enemies
May you lose a box of supplies in a warehouse full of boxes.
May you be stuck on a dial-up connection for the rest of your days.
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/Rayman3
May you take a shower.
May you be forced to be in the same room with Almond Ice Cream.
May you forget the best sunset you've ever seen.
May you end up spending time doing drivel and realize too late that your siblings have grown up and you didn't play with them enough, that, in the end, that piggyback ride was of utmost importance and the thing you don't even remember was worthless.
May you absent-mindedly chew on mechanical pencils and spend much money on replacing them.
May your jigsaw puzzles always have a missing piece.
May doors never open for you and doorknobs be a constant terror.
May you always have a feeling that the floor is slightly tilted.
My you never be able to remember that one book you really loved, except for a couple of sentences, and be driven insane by how it stays tauntingly out of reach.
May loud noises startle you at random intervals.
May you realize too late that you are a worthwhile human being after all, and that people actually care about you and have affection; but you've been standing in that river and dying of thirst.
May you be unable to sleep at night and not realize that the reason why is that there is a sock under your sheets.
May photographs of you picking your nose become an internet meme.
May your hiard drive crash and you lose all your stuff and take A WHOLE FIFTEEN MINUTES to find your backup, so A QUARTER HOUR of agony.
May you never win an argument and may people be inclined to disagree with you; but be continually unaware of that fact, and unaware of their reality-shifting abilities.
May your constituent particles per mole be one less than avogadro's number, and may you be aware of that fact.
May you forget what this curse is.
may you have no boobs
Once you had a life! Once you had dreams! Now you're just the blowjob guy.
May your AC malfunction and blow even hotter air during the hottest parts of the summer.
May your closest family member confess to thinking of you as a failure.
May all of your sex be more boring than reading a textbook on your most hated subject.
May your hair fall out when you try to comb it.
May especially unpleasant hangnails be a regular occurrence for you.
May all of your plans fail before you get a chance to try committing to them and all of your fears come true before you even know what's going on.
May someone siphon your gas every time you fill the tank.
May the screen of your new iPhone break the first day you get it.
May your favorite and / or most expensive article of clothing be ripped, stained and generally mangled beyond repair.
May your dog run away then be found a week later only to die from eating a poisoned meatball.
May your best betch and your lover run off with each other to France to get away from you because they both think you've turned into a raging cuntmonster.
May you literally turn into a raging cuntmonster.
May you be forced to go without wifi for an entire month.
May your stalker stumble upon your number, email, every social networking profile you have and your address.
May your stalker piss in your perfume.
May your stalker let his/her cat piss in your perfume.
May your identity be stolen.
May you be in debt all your life.
May [insert gross sex disease here] make you its bitch.
May you have a one-night stand with someone who you later find out is a close relative.
May you have a head splitting hangover without even remembering drinking the previous day.
May said hangover last for three whole months.
May you vomit everywhere while trying to impress someone, and may you vomit so hard that your neck hurts afterwards and your eyes won't stop tearing up.
May your alarm clock never go off, except for every once in a while when it wakes you up far too early leaving you to make a decision of whether to attempt to go back to sleep or just wait it out.
May your sleep forever be unsatisfying, and you forever groggy.
May your coffee taste like ass.
May your mother find your porn / dildo(s) / slutty clothing that you've always hid from her.
May the condom break.
May your unexplained need to destroy yourself force you to try to hang yourself, and may you sob uncontrollably after you fail at that as well.
May your favorite pair of glasses break.
May your or your best friend pressure the other into an awkward relationship only to realize later, once the other has reluctantly accepted it, that it was the most wrong decision.
May your candles smell like burnt anus.
May your shit be laced with crack.
May your body and mind be forever on different wavelengths, and may you be wholly unable to cope with it.
May every device you own become riddled with viruses rendering them unusable, all at once.
May you forever have jogger's nipple.
May your breath forever smell like death.
May you return from a ruined vacation to find that your house has been burned down along with all of your possessions.
May you be the odd one out in every group.
May your neighbors conspire to lock you out of your home, and also the neighborhood in general.
May any food you eat be soggy and disgusting.
May all of your senses gradually start fading together.
May you lose your identity and suffer a breakdown.
May someone close to you suffer a breakdown and place the entirety of the blame on you.
May your urethra shrink, making urination long difficult and painful.
May wiping only make it worse.
May your dreams being fucking awful for all of forever
May you be unable to tell your dull reality and your terrifying fantasy apart.
May your name be ubiquitously associated with whatever makes you cringe the hardest, and may you recieve tons of shit for it.
May you find, and immediately lose, your soulmate.
May a series of events and reactions from those around you slowly bring you to the realization that you're completely unlovable and doomed to fail at life in every way possible.
May you be granted immortality for the sole purpose of being driven mad while watching everything die around you.
May you find an asshole genie who grants an infinite amount of wishes that he mangles horrible, forcing you to wish for something every five minutes.
May you settle down and have the loving family and domestic life that you've always wanted only to realize that your spouse hates you and is fucking the entire neighborhood, your kids hate you and are ruining their lives to spite you, your have 100 lifetimes worth of debt and you never actually wanted this life as much as everyone and everything around you made you think you wanted it.
May you see whatever terrifies you the most every time you close your eyes.
May all of your friends run into terrible luck when around you, causing them to gradually stop hanging out with you.
May your parents complain nonstop about how awful you are to others.
May your bed literally break in half.
May you wake up in the middle of the desert with no food, no water, no means of transportation, no map and no memory.
May you always reach out for comfort and never find it.
May your skin always be unpleasantly sticky.
May your body morph in strange ways that confuse and frighten you.
May your touch cause the things (+ people) you're most attached to turn into dust and be blown away.
May an entire town of tapeworms take residence in your asshole (and some in your mouth).
sounds hot tbh
damn you
大學的年同性戀毛皮
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
大學的年同性戀毛皮
aaaaa
大學的年同性戀毛皮
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or in Miko's case, may you be forced to watch as every gay deer is written out of existence ^_^
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
fred durst
And rap doesn't usually need to rhyme precisely because rap technique is based around rhythm and accent (stress placement) more than rhyme. If anything, full rhymes run the risk of sounding a little weak or just kind of stupid a lot of the time, although they can be used well.
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger