my dongs won't stop barking

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• Princess Alice

  2014-04-12 19:02:24

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Have you tried expanding them?
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-04-12 19:24:36

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Expanding a dong? How cruel. :o Your dong should be able to feel comfortable with its natural body type. u_u
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-04-12 19:27:00

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  At least you aren't donging your rompers.
• Aliroz

  2014-04-12 19:29:04

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  What's a dongs?
• Tachyon

  2014-04-12 19:30:19

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Well 'dong' is a rude word that sounds vaguely like 'dog', and CA's response is a reference to an Internet meme.
  
  Joke explained!
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-04-12 19:31:51

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  It also means a ringing sound.
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-04-12 19:39:43

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Ding dong the witch is barking.
  
• ProfessorGator

  2014-04-12 19:41:07

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  expand your dingus
• Aliroz

  2014-04-12 20:29:19

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  ProfessorGator said:

  expand your dingus

  
  What's a dingu?
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-04-12 20:31:08

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Like a dingo crossed with an animu.
• Aliroz

  2014-04-12 20:39:38

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  
  What's an animu?
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-04-12 20:41:02

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  An anime emu.
• Aliroz

  2014-04-12 20:44:06

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  What's an emu?
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-04-12 20:45:57

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Delicious.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-04-12 21:09:39

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Which is what Panda Bear was searching for.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-12 22:29:17

  A way to play games on one's computer.
  
• Füschlatz

  2014-04-13 02:04:01

  
  

  What's a computer?
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-04-13 08:12:05

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Raise your skinny dongers to heaven like antennas
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-13 08:25:44

  Füschlatz said:

  What's a computer?
  

  it's this thing you put numbers into and get other numbers out of
  
  or sometimes the same numbers
  
• lee4hmz

  2014-04-13 08:48:20

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  It's a big box with fans and lights on it. But that's not important right now.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-13 09:00:14

  > fans
  it also has haters too
  
• Previous Calica

  2014-04-13 10:26:18

  (flower path)

  Fossilmaiden said:

  Delicious.

  a maxim tomato?
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-13 10:28:26

  
  
  
• Previous Calica

  2014-04-13 12:07:05

  (flower path)

  no,

  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-04-13 12:11:47

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Raise your skinny dongers to heaven like antennas

  *quiet sloooooow build*

  
  

  *MASSIVE STRING-AND-GUITAR CLIMAX*
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-13 14:10:29

  
• Previous Calica

  2014-04-14 12:16:13

  (flower path)

  that doesn't look delicious at all, gmh
• Imipolex G

  2014-04-14 13:06:32

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-04-14 23:53:50