Old as Balls

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• Viani

  2012-01-31 00:14:10

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  -raises hand-
  
• Bunny

  2012-01-31 00:15:31

  Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

  I'm as old as my own balls, if not older

  
  

  Does that count?
• Tachyon

  2012-01-31 00:15:34

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Depends, what balls are we talking about here?
  
  Or just balls, in general
  
• Justice4243

  2012-01-31 01:10:47

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  I'm old as balls.

  
  

  Also:

  
  

  
• Imipolex G

  2012-01-31 01:23:21

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I knew Justice would be kind enough to supply the reference.
  
  Thank you Mr. Justice.
  
• Justice4243

  2012-01-31 01:34:11

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  I aim to please.
• Viani

  2012-01-31 01:43:02

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  I go where I please
  
  and I please where I go
  
• Malkavian

  2012-01-31 03:20:46

  Balls are a fraction as old as me.
• Gelzo

  2012-01-31 03:33:17

  It's 4:20 somewhere.

  The matter held together as my body is a hell of a lot older than I am.
• Viani

  2012-01-31 03:42:02

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  What if the balls are inert?
  
• Irene

  2012-01-31 03:48:19

  I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.

  Depends how old you consider balls to be. 28 yeas old here, so...
• LeighSabio

  2012-02-01 02:01:28

  There are 4 babies born every second. So if one of those babies born in the same second as me is male, I am as old as his balls.
• Haven

  2012-02-01 02:18:35 edited 2012-02-01 02:18:50

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  I am as old as my balls and a little older than my teeth.
• King_Friday

  2012-02-01 03:15:16

  BEEFCAKE

  I'm younger than Justice's balls but older than Haven's balls.  How old am I?
• Justice4243

  2012-02-01 03:15:44

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  It's like a word problem...about genitals.
• Viani

  2012-02-01 03:17:09

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  My Balls
  
  a man's balls are cursed and he must never masturbate lest he cause the end of the world. Many demonic queens and succubi search him out for that sole reason to release the demon king.
  
  Much humor is had.
  
• Justice4243

  2012-02-01 03:21:25

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Also he'll run out of Chi that way.

  
  

  

  
  

  Yes, this is an actual thing that Taoism teaches.
• Haven

  2012-02-01 03:22:36

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  It's like a word problem...about genitals.
  

  
  

  And it's going to be on the testicle.
• Unknown

  2012-02-01 03:24:51 edited 2012-02-01 03:25:21

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• Misery

  2012-02-01 03:28:23

  The sadness will last forever.

  I'm not old as balls.
  
• King_Friday

  2012-02-01 03:29:27 edited 2012-02-01 03:29:36

  BEEFCAKE

  ^^^
• Vriska

  2012-02-01 16:46:34

  8luh 8luh.

  There were pro8a8ly some magic 8 8alls made on the day I was 8orn, so I would 8e as old as those 8alls.