Masculinity is very important to the story I want to tell you

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• Imipolex G

  2013-09-21 11:32:56

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *giggles*
• Aliroz

  2013-09-21 11:35:10

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Did he have sideburns?
• Justice4243

  2013-09-21 12:08:55

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  
• Mr. Darcy

  2013-09-21 17:08:07

  "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

  ^ Wow, a car collided with his abs and he didn't even flinch.
• Bee

  2013-09-21 17:12:57

  This thread had the rather magical timing of happening just a few hours before I saw this:
  
  
  
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-09-21 17:14:26

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *giggles*
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-09-21 20:12:57

  > drove a truck
  
  Was he named Scott Brown?
  
• Anonus

  2013-09-21 23:00:19

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Justice4243 said:

  

  let's ABC Inc that up:

  
  

  

  
  

  look at those veiny muscles
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-09-21 23:45:14

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  GROW A PENIS
  SPIRO AGNEW
  
• Viani

  2013-09-22 03:30:03

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  ponies are for slags
  
  fuck that gay noise
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-09-22 08:22:15

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  This is apparently a thing that the GTAV guys said.

  
  

  Why do this

  
  

  I want to buy your game in an unspecified future when I have that kind of money to throw around. Don't make me feel terrible for wanting to buy your game.
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-09-22 11:26:40

  Who's the manliest VPOTUS ever?
  
  SPIRAL AGNEW.
  
• RocketRunner

  2013-09-25 01:09:24

  Justice4243 said:

  

  Damn.
  
• Viani

  2013-09-26 05:55:18

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Who's the manliest VPOTUS ever?
  
  SPIRAL AGNEW.
  

  HOLY
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  SHIT
  
• Tachyon

  2013-09-26 11:14:50

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  wait which what did the GTA V guys say?
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-09-26 11:55:16

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Who's the manliest VPOTUS ever?
  
  SPIRAL AGNEW.
  

  I dun geddit :o
  
• Tachyon

  2013-09-26 11:58:04

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i thought maybe it was a TTGL reference but i'm not sure
  
• Tachyon

  2013-09-26 11:58:23 edited 2013-09-26 11:58:31

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  'Spiro Agnew' can also make 'grow a spine'
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-09-26 12:01:51

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  oh ok :) and also neato
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-09-27 09:53:35 edited 2013-09-27 09:53:59

  Yeah it was a TTGL reference.  One of the rare instances of me cracking one.
  
• Previous Calica

  2013-09-27 12:06:43

  (flower path)

  Tachyon said:

  i thought maybe it was a TTGL reference but i'm not sure
  

  a TTGL reference and a reference to the only vice president to be forced to leave office.
• Tachyon

  2013-09-27 12:11:05

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i know who Spiro Agnew was, i'm just not sure i get the joke, unless it's just a straight pun.
  
• Odradek

  2013-09-27 12:14:27

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Honestly GTAV looks decent, but I can't really support it in good consciousness.
• Obā-san

  2013-09-27 12:17:18

  
  

  Why?
• Previous Calica

  2013-09-27 12:17:46

  (flower path)

  Tachyon said:

  i know who Spiro Agnew was, i'm just not sure i get the joke, unless it's just a straight pun.
  

  yeah I'm pretty sure it's just a straight pun

  
  

  
  

  Tachyon said:

  'Spiro Agnew' can also make 'grow a spine'
  

  "spine" of course can be anagrammed into another body part
• Tachyon

  2013-09-27 12:29:53 edited 2013-09-27 12:30:08

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  oh ok
  
  we've come full circle
  
• Previous Calica

  2013-09-27 12:30:26

  (flower path)

  so we have
• ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★

  2013-11-02 16:05:09

  CUNTASAURUS REXXX
  

  Bee said:

  This thread had the rather magical timing of happening just a few hours before I saw this:
  
  
  
  

  if the calories are manly wouldn't you want there to be more than 10 of them
• Tachyon

  2013-11-02 17:20:28

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  it's not humanly possible to consume more than 10 manly calories in one go
  
  you would die
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-11-02 17:21:50

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  your beard would grow so powerful your face would explode
  
• ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★

  2013-11-02 17:22:33

  CUNTASAURUS REXXX
  

  humans aren't manly enough and they must die to be resurrected as manly mans so manly more many calories is yes
• Justice4243

  2013-11-02 17:23:59

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  MEN FOR THE MAN GOD, CALORIES FOR THE CALORIE THRONE!
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-11-02 17:46:46

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Bass for the Based God, drone for the Dro)))ne Thro)))ne.
• lee4hmz

  2013-11-02 17:47:32

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  I drink Diet Dr Pepper, and always have. Screw manliness TEN.
• ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★

  2013-11-02 18:14:37

  CUNTASAURUS REXXX
  

  
• criminalscum

  2013-11-02 20:36:18

  
• Justice4243

  2013-11-02 21:05:47

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Yay!
• Obā-san

  2013-11-02 21:07:20

  
  

  
• Mr. Darcy

  2013-11-03 02:48:06

  "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

  Justice4243 said:

  MEN FOR THE MAN GOD, CALORIES FOR THE CALORIE THRONE!

  Aw man, that takes me back.