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  • The sadness will last forever.
    FUCK YEAH SUFFERING
  • My angst is more meaningful than anyone else's.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I SUPPORT CIRCLEJERKS
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    WE ARE IN

    HELL'S MINIVAN

  • ^AWESOME BRO GET THE POYATOE CHIPS
  • CIRQUE LE JERK
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the peyote chips? if you say so
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    FRIENDLY MUSHROOM
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    FILLED WIT' VITAMINS
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ENEMY SHROOM
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *ruins Christmas*
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    BUT IN THE END, IS THE TRUTH STILL EVIDENT?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *ruins Thanksgiving too, just for lulz*
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    (ruins Arbor Day)

    Now there are not enough zippers to go around! BWAHAHAHA!
  • The sadness will last forever.
    -ruins valentines day-

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *ruins Earth Day*

    take that, earth
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Zelda: Octopus Edition
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Shouldn't that be Oktorok?
  • *repairs all days that have been ruined*

    *makes them BETTER THAN EVER*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *refuses to pay for day repairs*
  • The sadness will last forever.
    don't mock me plz
  • edited 2012-07-07 21:25:04
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  • The sadness will last forever.
    D:<
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    This post is ironic.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Fluttershy's out of faith, this is how she feels
    She's cold and she is shamed, lying naked 'cause she's a horse
    Illusion never changed into something real
    She's wide awake and she can see the perfect sky is torn

    Dash's a little late, Fluttershy's already torn...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    We don't normally wear clothes
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tommorow we can fly around this town
    The Royal Guards chase us around
    The past is gone but something might be found
    To take its place

    Hey Fluttershy
    Hey Fluttershy

    You're listening to SATURDAY NIGHT '90s on P-104.5 CLOUDSDALE!
  • The sadness will last forever.
    ANNIE ANNIE ANNIE
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY
    WON'T YOU TELL US THAT YOU'RE OKAY
  • FILLED WIT' VITAMINS

    and probably McCarthyism
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    tumut
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD PONIES YOU ARE DOWNLOADING PONYISM
  • I like downloading porn because it helps the environmemt
  • What
    the fuck did you fucking say about atheism, you little bitch? I'll have
    you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I've been involved in
    numerous scientific breakthroughs, and I have over 300 confirmed
    publications. I am trained in physics and I'm the top astronomer in the
    entire US scientific community. You are nothing to me but just another
    liberal arts major. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the
    likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking
    words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the
    Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret
    network of professors across the USA and your GPA is being reduced right
    now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes
    out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead,
    kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can debate you in over seven
    hundred ways, and that's just with my mind. Not only am I extensively
    trained in particle physics, but I have access to the entire arsenal of
    JSTOR and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass
    off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have
    known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to
    bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But
    you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn
    idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're
    fucking dead, kiddo.


  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    SQUIDWARD SMELLS

    GOOD
  • The sadness will last forever.
    NO ONE SHOULD HAVE SEX


    EVAH
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I AM ZOMBI
  • The sadness will last forever.
    RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    That was very dumb.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^Mission accomplished, then.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    Yes. Also, I may have been very far from the end of the thread and posted just to skip to the end.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Well then, you missed a lot of dumbness.
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut
    Yay?

    I'm going to go find some smug atheism to copy paste.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    God is dead. - Nietzsche

    Nietzsche is dead. - God

    Nietzsche is God. - The Dead
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You missed a lot of dumbness, Mr. Tumnus
  • Fucking brilliant dumbness. You wouldn't be able to comprehend it.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    lol mr. tumnus
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