The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

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• Tatterhood

  2018-06-01 04:00:57

  but doctor I am algebra
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-06-01 04:05:33

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  design
• Imipolex G

  2018-06-01 04:06:21

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  it's really not
  
• Princess Alice

  2018-06-01 05:13:50

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Introducing BESTIALITY® brand candy bars for all ages
• Tatterhood

  2018-06-01 20:55:25

  turn off airplane mode as soon as you ∧
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-06-02 01:47:54

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  cruising for burgers
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-06-02 02:23:09

  forbidden octagon
  
• Calica

  2018-06-02 02:23:26

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Tatterhood said:

  forbidden octagon
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-02 02:36:24

  Tatterhood said:

  turn off airplane mode as soon as you ∧
  

  Please make sure your mothbacks are upqueasy, wire frames are glued, and jagds are stumped beneath the wildflower in front of you.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-02 02:37:03

  Tatterhood said:

  forbidden octagon
  

  DON'T
  JACK
  BLACK
  $350
  PENALTY
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-02 02:37:49

  Elmo?
• Tatterhood

  2018-06-02 02:39:49

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Tatterhood said:

  forbidden octagon
  

  DON'T
  JACK
  BLACK
  $350
  PENALTY
  

  which colours are acceptable to jack
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-02 02:50:45 edited 2018-06-02 02:51:00

  Tatterhood said:

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Tatterhood said:

  forbidden octagon
  

  DON'T
  JACK
  BLACK
  $350
  PENALTY
  

  which colours are acceptable to jack
  

  olive, negative 8urgundy, and the bitter taste of defeat and lime
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-06-02 03:09:33

  CapitaLism™
  

  it's what's for dinner
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-02 03:22:44

  Capital ISM
  What's in your wallet?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-02 03:27:59 edited 2018-06-02 03:31:17

  student list, excerpt:
  
  Fin E Ld Si, Laffinty
  Roberts, Robert'); DROP TABLE students;--,
• Tachyon

  2018-06-02 03:29:12

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  little bobby tables
• Tachyon

  2018-06-02 03:30:03

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  and his sister, Help I'm trapped in a driver's license factory
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-02 03:31:56

  Tachyon said:

  little bobby tables

  so apparently his family name is Roberts
  so his whole name is Robert'); DROP TABLE students;--, Roberts.  The thing about dropping tables is his middle name.
  
• Tachyon

  2018-06-02 03:35:33

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  oh yeah there was that whole story arc

  
  

  with ron paul becoming tron paul

  
  

  i forgot that was a thing
• Tachyon

  2018-06-02 03:37:22

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  wait no the tron paul gag was from a different story arc involving black hat guy
• Tachyon

  2018-06-02 12:09:41

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  loss turns 10 today
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-02 16:40:28

  Tachyon said:

  loss turns 10 today

  D  |  A a
  N N|  G g...
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-06-03 01:48:11

  a typical gnome combat move is to drop a statue on somebody
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-06-03 03:53:22

  don't worry, you won't die if you die
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-06-03 03:54:59

  I keep my hair in this cauldron
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-03 17:17:46

  the end is horse_sound.wav
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-03 17:18:11

  glennmagusharvey said:

  the end is horse_sound.wav
  

  
  
  no it's not
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-06-03 19:54:50

  whats a pigeon
  
• Calica

  2018-06-03 20:13:54

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Tatterhood said:

  whats a pigeon
  

  ask @crystal
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2018-06-03 20:15:15

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Tatterhood said:

  whats a pigeon
  

  
  
• Crystal

  2018-06-03 20:22:59

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  I knew you were gonna make that joke, babe, and I still laughed.
• Imipolex G

  2018-06-03 21:34:07

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  flocka pigeons
  
• Calica

  2018-06-03 22:12:21

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  whatre violets
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-03 22:15:50

  sax and violins
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-03 22:25:19

  sucks and peel-ons
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-03 22:25:30

  Saks Seventh Avenue
  
• Tatterhood

  2018-06-03 23:01:54

  will smoth
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-04 00:17:50

  will ferret
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-04 01:32:58 edited 2018-06-04 01:33:49

  Listen, I'll be at a place until a time. My cell phone number is some numbers. The baby needs stuff. What's poison control? Punch Tompkins in the gut. Good luck.
  
  = = = = SHE GONE!
  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-04 01:34:17

  Are she-goths interested in sheegoths?
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-04 01:41:23

  Spaced Lazer [sic] Beam
  
• Calica

  2018-06-04 01:46:46

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Crystal said:

  I knew you were gonna make that joke, babe, and I still laughed.

  it especially works because she's an android
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-04 01:48:36

  g
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-04 01:49:02

  the modern working professional equivalent of shitposting
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-06-04 02:08:11

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  tompkins made a swear
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-04 03:13:44

  Imipolex G said:

  tompkins made a swear
  

  torso takes second
  
• Imipolex G

  2018-06-04 03:14:44

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  my most of me!
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-04 19:40:02 edited 2018-06-04 19:41:33

  mouthwatering hamburgers
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2018-06-04 19:41:16

  Steamed Hams is a commentary on the Trump presidency