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Objective truths you will just have to accept

Obā-sanObā-san
in General
* there are not any noticeable quality differences between the three matrix movies

* fresca is a good soda

* fluffy guy tummies

* utopias are inherently fascist

* bratwurst > hotdogs

* those live action scooby doo movies exist

* chain pharmacies are weirdly depressing

Comments

  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    I concede all of this.
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Come to Britain, where our hot dogs generally use traditional sausages.
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Terry Pratchett makes so much more sense now.
  • AlirozAliroz
    edited 2015-11-20 20:20:21
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    *This is because none of them involve banana-eating contests.

    *But an even better vanity cabinet.

    * Indeed, many fluffy guys have tummies, as it would be strange for fluffy guys to lack tummies.

    *Except on Opposite day.

    *However, the scalar  triple product of Hotdog, Mustard, and Ketchup is greater than that of Bratwurst, sauerkraut, and Marjoram.

    *If it exists, it can be destroyed.

    *Yeah, I mean, medicine pharmacies are unnerving enough, but when they start giving out chain stores instead of pills?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    disagree about hotdogs and there is nothing you can do about it
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    If every porkchop were perfect...
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    we wouldn't have KARATE CHOPS
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    image
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