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Manly McMacho · 2012-02-09 00:28:36

-sets everything on fire-

THIS IS MY FETISH, OKAY? LEAVE ME ALONE

Viani · 2012-02-09 00:35:14

-sexually wiggles about inside of voci-

I

AM A TAPEWORM

Misery · 2012-02-09 00:36:51

O_o

-leaves-

Viani · 2012-02-09 00:40:59

-wiggles around some more and absorbs your nutrients-

oh god yes

Unknown · 2012-02-09 00:41:37

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Viani · 2012-02-09 00:42:26

-becomes squid's horrible nightmare...except sexy-

Bwuahahaha

YOU REMEMBER ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Obā-san · 2012-02-09 00:42:51

Oh, the FLG....

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-09 00:44:27

-eats a hole into my own stomach, tosses Tno out-

That settles that!

-sets her on fire-

Viani · 2012-02-09 00:45:46

You know with how the Vanilla TOS is set-up having a real FLG again is absolutely impossible, even if we chased the horny guys out and all of the dual-story writers stayed.

Even then I just don't have the heart to waste time in a shoddy PG-rated knock-off either.

So Tits or I will GTFO.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-09 00:48:47

So far I'd say this hardly counts as PG but okay

[insert tits here]

Viani · 2012-02-09 00:53:36

Being able to go into more erotic non-graphic detail would amuse me but I don't think Anonus or Vanilla would appreciate that.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-09 00:57:30

[insert more erotic non-graphic detail that would amuse Tnophelia that neither Anonus nor Vanilla would appreciate here]

Obā-san · 2012-02-09 00:58:52

I guess vanilla is too....

Vanilla.

Viani · 2012-02-09 00:58:55

[enjoys said things]

Justice4243 · 2012-02-09 13:50:34

-becomes squid's horrible nightmare...except sexy-

I wonder if anyone has written a Manga or Doujinshi about "Tapeworumu-chan".

Mr_W · 2012-02-09 14:44:56

-sees another thread with this title-

Wait, it's a joke thread. False alarm.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-10 02:09:31

NOPE IT'S TOTALLY REAL NOW TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND LET ME VIOLATE YOUR NEKOHOLE

Viani · 2012-02-10 02:10:14

I don't have a nekohole....it was removed by my incestuous parents :<

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-10 02:13:36

BY THE GODS, I HEREBY GRANT YOU A NEW NEKOHOLE

-gives Tno a nekohole-

...Wait a minute this would make a killing on the black market

-steals Tno's nekohole-

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-10 02:47:50

Why don;t you two just meet up in real life? :p

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-10 03:00:33

Because I have standards in real life.

It would ruin the magic.

Viani · 2012-02-10 03:07:01

Because I never want to have a real-life rendezvous with somebody I met online ever again.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-10 03:09:05

...Again?

Viani · 2012-02-10 03:13:27

Back in the day when I was 16 on a chatroom I was visiting I thought I was meeting a pretty chill guy from a different highschool not to far from me who liked all the same things that I did and was hella fun to talk to. Since we didn't live too far from each other I thought there would be no harm in meeting up at a hotel I was staying the night at with my family to talk and hang out.

He was well older than 16.

"Fun times were had."

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-10 03:14:02

Oh okay :(

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-10 03:20:40

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-10 03:22:23

Is it bad that the best real life sex I've had was with some bird I met online?

millercross · 2012-02-10 03:22:35

-sets everything on fire-
THIS IS MY FETISH, OKAY? LEAVE ME ALONE

hello haven

Viani · 2012-02-10 03:22:58

...someone bird?

edit: oh he fixed the typo.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-10 03:23:26

?drib enoemos...

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-10 03:23:45

Meant to say "some bird" or "someone" >.>

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-10 03:24:36

Please let that just be another british slang term and not you admitting to porking birds.

...Hehe, porking birds.

Viani · 2012-02-10 03:25:34

Understandable. Either way, yeah. Those "be aware of the signs of an online sexual predator" things they tell you in school should be listened to.

I was going "oh derp I'm not a 13 year old and this guy seems pretty legit and not desperately trying to get into my pants or throw me into a van, and he's only like a town away, wouldn't hurt to see what's up". Learned my lesson.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-10 03:27:41

vM

Bird = Woman

Tno: I was 23 though when I met her irl

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-10 03:29:04

Pffft, you act as if 23 year old men never get raped.

Trust me, they get raped, and when they do, they get raped HARD.

Viani · 2012-02-10 03:29:07

How long did you two know each other?

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-10 03:30:37

About 8 months Tno

Obā-san · 2012-02-10 08:06:36

@ Tno: That's awful. :< (*Hugs*)

Unknown · 2012-02-10 09:39:02

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Bunny · 2012-02-10 11:25:58

I'm hoping that Naney isn't secretly a sexual predator who's going to rape me when I come visit him.

Then again, as long as he's still male and cute...

Vriska · 2012-02-10 11:27:18

What if Naney is secretly Chris Hansen?

Bunny · 2012-02-10 11:31:24

Well then fuck him because Naney is legal in both Michigan and Minnesota and I'm totally not going to jail because of that asshole.

Unknown · 2012-02-10 11:31:46

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Obā-san · 2012-02-10 12:28:47

^^^^Kittens are predators, dontcha know? ;3

Gonna glomp ya and nom on you until you beg for mercy~

Viani · 2012-02-10 14:08:04

Oh goodness.

did anything bad happen to you?

I got over all of it.

Unknown · 2012-02-10 14:09:07

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Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-10 14:12:04

Tno:

Still sucks though :(

Justice4243 · 2012-02-10 14:40:08

^^^^

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-10 14:41:24

I dont know who that guy is

Viani · 2012-02-10 14:41:55

He's a guy that looks for pedophiles

or

one of the captains from JAG.

Bunny · 2012-02-10 16:57:08

Fucking Chris Hansen

Get outta here

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