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Odradek · 2015-11-05 23:23:16

Didn't have to do anything. The gators got 'em.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-11-05 23:23:38

To get to the other side!

Odradek · 2015-11-05 23:23:40

USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST

Haven · 2015-11-05 23:25:29

Nada!

Klinotaxis · 2015-11-05 23:28:00

no soap

Sredni Vashtar · 2015-11-05 23:39:54

"It's pronounced 'tow-hoe,' damnit!"

Anonus · 2015-11-05 23:44:55

Turned out his birthday was a month ago!

Fossilmaiden · 2015-11-05 23:50:20

Salix Babylonika · 2015-11-06 01:53:46

BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER

sunn wolf · 2015-11-06 01:57:08

ouch

Calica · 2015-11-06 03:28:24

I hardly know 'er!

Corvina · 2015-11-06 03:49:27

and he says "Could you put me up for the night?"

MetaFour · 2015-11-06 03:53:41

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

One-Winged Eagle · 2015-11-06 03:58:35

"But you fuck one goat."

Calica · 2015-11-06 04:23:02

That student's name? Albert Einstein.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-11-06 04:45:56

"That is all." ~ Haruhi Suzumiya

glennmagusharvey · 2015-11-06 04:46:19

SPOILERS BE IN THIS POST:

"Holy shit, a talking dog!"

"Better Nate than lever!"

One-Winged Eagle · 2015-11-06 04:47:34

"I barely know 'er!"

One-Winged Eagle · 2015-11-06 04:48:13

"What is this, some kind of joke?"

Calica · 2015-11-06 04:50:57

MachSpeed said:
"I barely know 'er!"

Calica said:
I hardly know 'er!

Tre · 2015-11-06 15:45:10

"...the Aristocrats."

Tachyon · 2015-11-06 15:46:56

funny man, our plumber

Calica · 2015-11-06 15:51:22

Thirty-three! Thirty-three! Thirty-three!

Tachyon · 2015-11-06 15:55:43

when it turns into a drive

MetaFour · 2015-11-06 16:34:04

"Yes, I want to buy a dress."

Bee · 2015-11-06 17:55:31

Scaffolding or not, the monkey works alone.

Calica · 2015-11-06 18:23:22

Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit!

Tachyon · 2015-11-06 18:25:35

Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

Calica · 2015-11-06 18:25:53

Now fill it with water.

Corvina · 2015-11-06 19:03:52

And the engineers say "Tickets, please...."

glennmagusharvey · 2015-11-08 21:26:04

"Just put a warp tile at the bat's ass!"

thenamelesssamurai · 2015-11-09 01:46:05

"And that shit got cancelled too, didn't it?"

Sredni Vashtar · 2015-11-09 01:48:36

"Waiter? Check, please."

"...I'll have what she's having."

Odradek · 2015-11-09 01:52:46

Man bursts into tears. "But doctor, I AM Larry the Cable Guy"

thenamelesssamurai · 2015-11-09 03:37:01

"And they were so high, they pulled over and got out to look at it."

Sredni Vashtar · 2015-11-09 04:42:02

"...look at that really fucking small house over there."

Salix Babylonika · 2015-11-09 04:43:44

queenpoison said:
BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER

joaje

glennmagusharvey · 2015-11-09 23:03:33

Ex-state Sen. Shadrack McGill, who famously said that strippers had once shown up to his home at 1 AM, is also running, because why not.

Salix Babylonika · 2015-11-09 23:06:07

there are living people named Shadrack

glennmagusharvey · 2015-11-09 23:10:31

queenpoison said:
there are living people named Shadrack

It's Alabama.

Odradek · 2015-11-09 23:37:37

Shadrack Meshach and Abednego.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-11-10 04:06:14

"sorry, I just of stupid shit rectangle"

(source: http://imgur.com/r/polandball/X4azky0 )

thenamelesssamurai · 2015-11-10 06:06:11

"What's that? Richard Pryor running down the street."

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