Is it unethical to shove a human in front of a bus just so you can eat his corpse?

Unknown

I mean, that human was gonna die sometime anyway. What's a decade or two off his lifespan, in the grand scheme of things?

Klinotaxis

they could use those two decades to commit genocide, so it's morally correct to shove

Salix Babylonika

is this The Trolley Problem adapted for a new audience

Tachyon

it's the trolley problem minus the problem ^_^

LW

Yes it is.

Princess Alice

LW said:

Yes it is.

I like that you just gave a straightforward answer. We need more people like you around here. :P

Miss Miko Mayonegg

*clears throat*

AshUpquark

Klinotaxis gave a straightforward answer AND explained the reasoning!

Haven

Starting from the position that it's ok to kill someone because you want to eat them, shoving them in front of a bus is unethical because it makes the goal of eating them more difficult when compared to other methods.

One-Winged Eagle

I'll eat anything.

Obā-san

what if the person is hitler

but baby hitler

One-Winged Eagle

Babies have a lot of fat.

And fat is a good transmitter of flavor.

Vriska

That just makes it awkward to suck their blood.

(why am I a vampire now? Or maybe I always was one and that's why I am 604 years old. OOOH.)

Unknown

Vampires are pretty cool, as long as they're not jerks like that guy I met in Transylvania.

Haven said:

Starting from the position that it's ok to kill someone because you want to eat them, shoving them in front of a bus is unethical because it makes the goal of eating them more difficult when compared to other methods.

Well you have to make it look like an accident because kids who kill people get in trouble. Have you ever seen The Bad Seed?

Vriska

Well, I certainly don't think I'm a jerk.

LW

Central Avenue said:

LW said:

Yes it is.

I like that you just gave a straightforward answer. We need more people like you around here. :P

If more people were like me this would be an awfully boring place.

Salix Babylonika

Louie is our collective straight man.

Unknown

LW said:

Central Avenue said:

LW said:

Yes it is.

I like that you just gave a straightforward answer. We need more people like you around here. :P

If more people were like me this would be an awfully boring place.

Heh. You're not bad for a human, kid.

Obā-san

I rate this persona 2/10

Miss Miko Mayonegg

*spits*

Salix Babylonika

Miss Miko Mayonegg said:

*spits*

catch the spit

Princess Alice

naney said:

I rate this persona 2/10

honestly i almost don't need a separate persona for this but it doesn't fit my normal princess persona so