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Jokes about merchandising

AnonusAnonus
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I just don't know how to make them anymore.

Maybe it's because fast food is dying or something, or I don't watch enough kids' TV, but I can't make jokes about "plastic s**t" being peddled at McDaffy's or wherever. I should make those jokes. I'm supposed to be timely and relevant!
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  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    fast food is dying?
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I've heard that voiced.

    It may or may not be completely true though. There's plenty of fast food places by my house and they are never lacking for business.
  • ZeetherZeether
    Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
    It's because someone leaked the special sauce ingredients so now everyone's just making their own Big Mac
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