post your Kexruct theories/headcanons here

Hexartes

Headcanon:

Sex Grips

Kextruct is a product of "kextruction", hence "Kextruct"

Salix Babylonika

I'd say "you are coral" but that's actually canon

Tachyon

theory: Kexruct is a Nobody from Kingdom Hearts

Tachyon

Life Grips said:

Kextruct is a product of "kextruction", hence "Kextruct"

Hexy KexruKction

(i can't remember why it's hexy instead of heavy, but it is)

Sex Grips

oh. i misread the name.

damn

Odradek

Theory: Kexruct is a haruhi time lord charlie the unicorn

Tachyon

and extra credits is the tardis

Hexartes

OpAPHID said:

theory: Kexruct is a Nobody from Kingdom Hearts

Good.

Odradek

Theory: Kexruct is a Shade from Nier

Hexartes

Is Nier to you what 999 is to me

Odradek

Kinda?

Odradek

My true 999 is Rugrats: Search for Reptar

Sredni Vashtar

I think Riven is that for me, insofar as any game is. My 999 is probably a book or an author, though, or an album or band.

Tachyon

i wanted to get Myst and Riven but i checked on Steam and apparently they don't run properly on Windows 7 :(

Salix Babylonika

i'm da bes

no i'm da bes

this a checkmate

we playin chess

Hexartes

Jane your attempt to revive this thread is greatly appreciated, jsyk

Salix Babylonika

I fucking love this song and I think you get too much flak here despite being a nice joe.

Anonus

Baldanders said:

Theory: Kexruct is a haruhi time lord charlie the unicorn

You forgot that the WABAC Machine is his TARDIS

Salix Babylonika

no Anonus that is you

Aliroz

Kexruct was once cloned, but the cloning went wrong and the clone escaped.

We know this clone as Jordan Peele.

(This is based soley on Jordan Peele's fondness for blue hoodies)

Hexartes

!

Hexartes

I also look similar to Glen Coco.

Fossilmaiden

Kexruct said:

!

Kexruct is a Genome Soldier.

Sredni Vashtar

Kexruct said:

I also look similar to Glen Coco.

Four for you, Tucker. You go, Tucker.