Impersonal corporate speak

Anonus

From the page on Better Homes and Gardens from Meredith's corporate website:

>In a world of endless images and infinite choices, we sharpen her vision of the life she wants to live. BHG stimulates creativity, delivers know-how, and surprises her with fresh ideas she can make her own. We power her passion to live a more colorful life.

Who is "her"?

Yarrun XIX

promote synergy

One-Winged Eagle

Some fucking kid, assuming the talk-down tone.

Klinotaxis

On the one side we have the free personality: by definition it is not neurotic, for it has neither conflict nor dream. Its desires, such as they are, are transparent, for they are just what institutional approval keeps in the forefront of consciousness; another institutional pattern would alter their number and intensity; there is little in them that is natural, irreducible, or culturally dangerous. But on the other side, the social bond itself is nothing but the mutual reflection of these self-secure integrities. Recall the definition of love. Is not this the very picture of a small academic? Where is there a place in this hall of mirrors for either personality or fraternity?

Imipolex G

before I even clicked on it

Odradek

One-Winged Eagle

I get the joke (business talk is stupid, banal, and stripped of meaning), but "globalization" does mean something serious that pretty much everyone understands.