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The way adults lie to children to keep their feelings from being hurt

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  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    poor Sonic
  • BeeBee
    Well...that game was good, anyway.

    Plus he finally made friends with Mario.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ngl the first time I heard this line I thought "oh man the fans won't be happy about that"
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    chortle
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    to be fair, sonic forgot about sonic 2006 because the time loop meant that game never happened
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Yes that is a good point.

    And to be fair, he wasn't as directly involved in Shadow The Hedgehog.
  • BeeBee
    edited 2015-08-23 01:20:55
    "Your future is full of terrible pop rock, but it's mostly okay when the publisher lets it go through QA first.  Also you get to punch Pac-Man in the face."
  • Yarrun XIXYarrun XIX
    Whores! we want "poems that kill."
    Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
    guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
    and take their weapons leaving them dead
    Correction: get paid  to punch P-Man in the face.
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    It's not a lie if you believe it.
  • LOAD CherryLOAD Cherry
    Splat Charger Specialist
    Bee said:

    "Your future is full of terrible pop rock, but it's mostly okay when the publisher lets it go through QA first.  Also you get to punch Pac-Man in the face."

    Okay but the terrible pop rock is like the best thing about the bad games
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Follow me

    set me free

    trust me and we will escape from the city
  • BeeBee
    Even 2006 was almost worth it, if nothing else for Generations Crisis City and the fucking runaway goal post.
  • LOAD CherryLOAD Cherry
    Splat Charger Specialist
    Bee said:

    Even 2006 was almost worth it, if nothing else for Generations Crisis City and the fucking runaway goal post.

    That was a fucking riot.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Calica said:

    to be fair, sonic forgot about sonic 2006 because the time loop meant that game never happened

    Time Eater temporarily made it re-happen though
  • AlduinAlduin
    Bee said:

    Well...that game was good, anyway.


    Plus he finally made friends with Mario.



    Less "friends" and more "I have conquered your lands and you and your people must now till my fields and grow my people's grain"
  • BeeBee
    edited 2015-08-23 17:06:33
    Sega and Microsoft collaborated on the Dreamcast, and the Xbox was originally going to be backward-compatible with it.  It's widely suspected the Xbox started out as collaborative, then cut out Sega late in development.  This is supported by the fact that about midway through DC's lifecycle, Sega of America's president gutted the system early by firing most of the staff and porting the library to rival machines, then quit and joined Microsoft (he's with EA now).

    So it's really more like Microsoft conquered Sonic's lands via bloody coup and Mario felt bad enough to set up a refugee camp.
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