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ITT: Everybody is what age they wanna be and everyone loses their loli privileges anyway

glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
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Seriously, why did any of you have these privileges in the first place?
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  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *clutches my collection of Sweet Lolita dresses* OVER MY DEAD BODY!!
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    this snowclone was inevitable but i'm still annoyed
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I only actually used "lolly" because "lollipop privileges" would have put me over the character limit.

    Just do what I do and pretend he's talking about fashion.
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    noooooooo i don't want lolis
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    it's too late

    (*I open the overhead hatch, countless underaged moe blobs fall out a la tribbles*)
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...why did I give you funding for an overhead loli hatch??
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    naney said:

    it's too late

    (*I open the overhead hatch, countless underaged moe blobs fall out a la tribbles*)

    Vocaloid plushies?
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    I attached it as a rider on a public works bill
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    naney said:

    I attached it as a rider on a public works bill

    damnit, i knew i should have made that loli privilege revocation bill retroactive
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    naney said:

    I attached it as a rider on a public works bill

    TRANSPORTATION! My one weakness.
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    naney said:

    I attached it as a rider on a public works bill

    image
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    naney said:

    it's too late

    (*I open the overhead hatch, countless underaged moe blobs fall out a la tribbles*)

    NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    i can't believe shocker attached 12 riders to the latest transportation bill
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I'm 13 *and* I get to keep my loli privileges. It's called eating your cake and having it too!
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