ITT: We have discovered a terrifying and dangerous space beast

Odradek

EVIL CORPORATE DUDE: We need to use this as a bio-weapon! Everyone knows the best kind of weapon is one that's really difficult, and possibly impossible to control! Duh!

Odradek

EVIL MILITARY GUY: You know, every time I fire my gun, I just really really wish there was a chance my gun would decide to shoot me instead.

Klinotaxis

A SCIENTIST: You know, I bet this nuclear blood acid has some great applications in gardening, evil corporate dude, let me get my spectrometer

Imipolex G

AUDIENCE MEMBER: I paid nine bucks for this shit?

Odradek

http://www.theonion.com/video/experts-agree-giant-razor-clawed-bioengineered-cra-14318

Odradek

Resident Evil 7

Tatterhood

im pretty sure this thread is just a transcription of one of the random events from stellaris

Odradek

Odradek said:

Resident Evil 7

EVIL CORPORATE SCIENTIST: But what's best is a weapon that's really needy, and will sometimes kill people if you don't love it enough

Alduin

EVIL CORPORATE LADDER CLIMBER: I sure can't wait to needlessly risk my life and the lives of other people just to make a profit, only to die a completely predictable death because of my stupidity and greed!

Salix Babylonika

Tatterhood said:

im pretty sure this thread is just a transcription of one of the random events from stellaris

all hail the worm that waits

Tatterhood

Jane said:

Tatterhood said:

im pretty sure this thread is just a transcription of one of the random events from stellaris

all hail the worm that waits

I got horizon signal for the first time in my current campaign but it's bugged in 1.5 so I can't finish it :(