Queen's Gate Spiral Chaos

Manly McMacho

First off, I apologize profusely for, using HH like IJBM. Srsly, my bad.

Second, I have so many, conflicting feelings, for this thing. Part of me is pissed that it's basically, nothing more than OOC, fanservice crap designed to pander to horny, otaku virgins, but another part of me is all, "woah boobs". Then right when I'm, getting sort of into it, BOOM, little girl, out of nowhere harshin' my mellow.

Discuss.

BTW, if you watch it and think, you recognize one of the characters from a, game or something, it is indeed the, same person.

Viani

At first I was like :|

But then I saw Junko Hattori, MoTHERFUCKING JUNKO HATTORI on a PV I was watching of it on Youtube. She was like one of the chicks from Ichiban Ushiro No Dai Maou that was killing shit at Samuel L Jackson equivalent levels with a Katana. And on the PV she kills a mother fucking dragon holy shit bro

I also saw a girl dressed up as a Puboon from DigDug (fat orange balls with goggles).


AND THEN I JUST NOW SAW IVY. The one from Soul Caliber.

WHat was this thing again?

And now I'm confused. Is it an anime, fighting game or grid-based strategy game?

Manly McMacho

lol iunno

Tanya

Christopher Walken wanted to tell you all, about the legal troubles you'll be in, if you start downloading youtube videos.

He thinks it's bad that you're watching animu,

Viani

Yes, and it's absolute O**** pandering bullshit. But it's so flashy, and filled with boobs and women. It's like Pandora's Box, if it was covered in tits and references to dead series I have seen and wish would gain new life.

Tanya

Christopher Walkens would like you to know about the irony, that calling stuff as bad as animu as pandering, and then worshiping makes you all, the vampires that enjoy the pander.

Viani

You are only saying that, to make me, read my sentences in the voice, of Christopher Walkens. It's not working, for what you gotta do, is add commas in different places. I don't care how ya do it, you just gotta do it right.

Manly McMacho

What the everloving, fuck are you hoes, talking about?

Tanya

You got it down good, maybe, if you spent some of that, time, helping others, with their Textopher Walkens, and less time, watching childish animu, then the world would be, a better place, for all the people, who want to write, like, him.

Viani

We are talking, about this anime thing, that's called, queen's gate. I never heard of it before, until now, when I looked up a video of it, on youtube.

Manly McMacho

Oh, I've seen, that thing before, but I was very confused about what it was, supposed to be, that is, until I saw the boobs.

But serious, lee, what is it supposed to be?

Viani

You did this solely to advertise Queen's Gate Spiral Chaos to us, didn't you? >:3

You dirty O**** you.

Manly McMacho

no

OH GOD YOU'VE CAUGHT MEH

Welp, now you know my terrible secret... that I am a raging otaku. And now I must keep you from telling anyone else, the only way I know how...

[INSERT LESBIAN SEX SCENE HERE]

Viani

Yet you love pop music. This is a contradiction. No sane O-word loves American Pop music unless....


YOU ARE A HYBRID OF A TWEEN AND A WEEABOO.

You are a Weretaku.

Normal Vietnamese Teen Bopper during the day, dirty pillow-loving wapanese at night...IT IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION FOR WHY YOU TALK ABOUT THIS AT 1:14 am

Manly McMacho

it's 12:19 you fat nasty trash

¡¿What?! ¡No, that's ridiculous! I am most certainly not one of those, let alone some sort of hybrid of those. ¡You're making crazy talk, Tno! Now stop being weird before I take back my offer to make you mai waifu, you kawaii baka bitch.

Viani

gomen nasai voci-sama please do not harm me or subject me to a course of stockholm syndrome driven rape scenes upon a futon. Alrighty then, I believe you

Manly McMacho

It is too late to beg, Tnoph-chan, for your fate is sealed! Now strip down, put on this Sailor Fuku and start crying or I'll sick Señor Tentacles on you! Good.

Imipolex G

mmmmmmmm

dirty pillows