The slightly preemptive fourth of July party thread

Obā-san · 2015-07-04 04:36:26

FREEDOM CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Salix Babylonika · 2015-07-04 04:42:17

Thomas Jeffurson

Obā-san · 2015-07-04 04:42:37

https://soundcloud.com/majorleaguewobs/star-spangled-banner-trap-remix-4th-of-july-special

Odradek · 2015-07-04 12:58:11

Tachyon · 2015-07-04 12:59:59

i didn't learn that version of events in history class

curse my biased English education

anyway happy July 4th

Obā-san · 2015-07-04 16:20:21

Odradek · 2015-07-04 16:34:47

Odradek · 2015-07-04 16:37:13

Odradek · 2015-07-04 16:37:24

Odradek · 2015-07-04 16:37:58

The above three are our greatest presidents, and should replace the Non-Lincoln heads on Mount Rushmore.

Klinotaxis · 2015-07-04 16:48:22

In the year of our lord, 992...

MetaFour · 2015-07-04 21:11:21

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFc7_JS3cjtsB50MiCH1Qcn_iAloNEG4R

youtube.com/watch?v=-49f2qO2OPA

Section42L · 2015-07-04 21:28:26

Princess Alice · 2015-07-05 00:18:54

Haven · 2015-07-05 00:19:35

heh heh

Calica · 2015-07-05 00:41:40

nice

One-Winged Eagle · 2015-07-05 01:47:47

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-05 16:59:48

Odradek said:
The above three are our greatest presidents, and should replace the Non-Lincoln heads on Mount Rushmore.

Meanwhile,...

Obā-san · 2015-07-05 17:14:42

What happens when a loli-alien-maid crashes her ship into the Earth, eliminating Japan's government? Hilarity Ensues, of course. The entire world is brainwashed into believing the first girl on the scene is the Japanese president, with only two people in the world who remember how it used to be.
Junichiro Hondo, teenage pervert, is the new vice president and one of those who remember the old ways. His childhood friend Yukino Ohama, who isn't named after American President Obama, is the new President of the United States of Nippon and quickly develops a fanbase. The rest of the cast includes a female not-Rahm Emanuel, a gender-flipped version of Vladimir Putin, a personified spaceship and the aforementioned loli-alien-maid.

lee4hmz · 2015-07-05 17:16:18

yeah it sounds pretty bad

Yarrun XIX · 2015-07-05 17:17:43

That one got into a Cracked article once.

Obā-san · 2015-07-05 17:18:55

> japanese schoolgirl Rahm Emanuel

> not the greatest idea of all time

Obā-san · 2015-07-05 17:23:41

it's vladmir putin

Obā-san · 2015-07-05 17:35:16

well that's a relief

Yarrun XIX · 2015-07-05 17:38:06

http://www.cracked.com/article_19827_the-6-most-insane-video-games-about-dating.html

Odradek · 2015-07-05 17:38:25

IJBM: Fapping to kyonko makes you gay

Salix Babylonika · 2015-07-05 17:39:03

naney said:

it's vladmir putin

historically is Putin's eroge

Obā-san · 2015-07-05 17:41:43

Let's Meow Meow! -- A Game About Sex With Cat People

i am so offended right now

Yarrun XIX · 2015-07-05 17:41:56

They make a good point with #3. That's a lot of range between those endings.

Odradek · 2015-07-05 17:42:53

Sometimes, Cracked articles are like that Rifftrax where it turned out they didn't know Starship Troopers was supposed to be like that.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-07-05 17:48:23

naney said:

it's vladmir putin

I don't care; still has to get out of Crimea

Odradek · 2015-07-05 19:13:40

Princess Alice · 2015-07-05 19:23:45

Everyone knows the best US President is Quentin Trembley anyways:

Princess Alice · 2015-07-05 19:24:30

Salix Babylonika · 2015-07-05 19:41:10

I've always been fond of Martin van Buren

/boringjane

The slightly preemptive fourth of July party thread

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