As far as D&D Dragons go, my favorite kind has always been the Blue Dragon
They are the second most powerful of the Chromatic Dragons. They live in harsh deserts, and they have lightning breath rather than fire. They often fly through the desert, camoflauged in the day by the bright blue sky.
wouldn't it make more sense to shoot off your horns or other pokey bits
Actually that would be really cool, if instead of breathing lightning, they arced a Jacob's Ladder between their wing-thumbs and then blasted it across the room.
wouldn't it make more sense to shoot off your horns or other pokey bits
Actually that would be really cool, if instead of breathing lightning, they arced a Jacob's Ladder between their wing-thumbs and then blasted it across the room.
I always assumed that they somehow created thunderclouds in their mouths and then the lightning came out of those.
It is specifically described as a line of lightning.
wouldn't it make more sense to shoot off your horns or other pokey bits
Actually that would be really cool, if instead of breathing lightning, they arced a Jacob's Ladder between their wing-thumbs and then blasted it across the room.
Dude, just because it's D&D doesn't mean it doesn't warrant questioning.
You think I don't want an explanation for Owlbears? Because that warrants some explaining
The actual in-game origin of the owlbear has never been definitively revealed, but the various Monster Manual editions indicate that it is probably the product of a wizard's experiments. Within the franchise's mythology, the lich Thessalar claims to have created them, but his insanity and egomania puts the accuracy of this claim in doubt.
Dude, just because it's D&D doesn't mean it doesn't warrant questioning.
You think I don't want an explanation for Owlbears? Because that warrants some explaining
D&D operates on different laws of science than our world: this was established the moment level 1 sorcerers/wizards got the prestidigitation spell. There's already an explanation for it.
I anyone wasn't already completely aware that Transformers was kind of stupid as hell before Michael Bay got his hands on it.
I think my favorite part is Destro and random GI Joe a) dual-wielding assault rifles, and b) trying to use them at such a close range that they literally fire over each other's shoulders and would have to dislocate their arms to actually shoot each other.
In Glorantha, the Nomad Tribes of Prax tell the story of how Waha the Founder divided the two legged and four legged tribes into thinkers and masters, and non-thinkers and slaves. Being a two legged one himself, he fixed it so that the two legged tribes won every time. As such we have the mighty Bison Tribe, the pygmy Impala Tribe, the haughty High Llama Tribe, and the dangerous Rhinoceros Riders.
One tribe of four legs figured things out and cheated, though.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
D&D operates on different laws of science than our world: this was established the moment level 1 sorcerers/wizards got the prestidigitation spell. There's already an explanation for it.
(dead bug man below him certainly helps)
Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite of the Machine Orthodxy, New Phyrexian Praetor, and somehow one of the most lusted-after characters in MTG
To be fair she has an amazing palette and extraordinary stage presence.
Sweet.