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Salix Babylonika · 2015-05-09 05:03:37

What the title says.

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Klinotaxis · 2015-05-09 05:20:24

which do you think would make for a better career: engineering heart and brain implants, or a more theoretical path?

Yarrun XIX · 2015-05-09 05:21:35

If you were a dolphin, what kind of dolphin would you be

Salix Babylonika · 2015-05-09 05:22:29

*rings a bell once*

Following your heart is always the right decision. Thus, one may be tempted to say the former, but the truth of the matter is that wherever your passion lies, there will true happiness be found.

Alternatively, you could drop out and become an electronic musician.

*rings a bell once*

Good day.

Obā-san · 2015-05-09 05:23:09

how do i become real cat

Salix Babylonika · 2015-05-09 05:23:33

Yarrun XIX said:
If you were a dolphin, what kind of dolphin would you be

What is a dolphin, anyway?

Can I say I would be a blue dolphin? Or a river dolphin? Or are all of these merely illusionary boundaries imposed upon the natural world by man? Perhaps there is only one kind of dolphin to be.

Good day.

Salix Babylonika · 2015-05-09 05:24:25

naney said:
how do i become real cat

*hands you a bag of catnip*

Place this above your bed with a string and inhale its scent deeply every day from now until the day of your death. If the gods smile upon you, you will become a cat in your next life.

Good day.

Crystal · 2015-05-09 05:32:26

Praise me, question mark, praise me

Fossilmaiden · 2015-05-09 05:35:18

What does one do when a impudent usurper to their title makes themselves known?

Salix Babylonika · 2015-05-09 05:39:26

Fossilmaiden said:
What does one do when a impudent usurper to their title makes themselves known?

Game of backgammon.

Good day.

Crystal said:
Praise me, question mark, praise me

Oh how beauteous a form does visit my shrine today

[further praise costs 200 silver coins per sentence]

Good day.

One-Winged Eagle · 2015-05-09 07:07:09

How does one attain true liberation?

Salix Babylonika · 2015-05-09 07:14:01

MachSpeed said:
How does one attain true liberation?

Death.

Good day.

eriophora zia · 2015-05-09 08:05:07

Why is my cat an asshole?

Salix Babylonika · 2015-05-09 08:09:40

eriophora zia said:
Why is my cat an asshole?

Cats are egocentric creatures and cannot understand other creatures around them as anything but other cats.

Thus, to your cat, you seem like a large, clumsy cat, who your cat presumably hopes to lead by example.

Good day.

Tanya · 2015-05-09 08:15:41

eriophora zia said:
Why is my cat an asshole?

without knowing the behavior of your cat, I'd liken that what your cat is doing are things that they can get away with.

discipline won't allow you to train cats, but it can act to deter them from certain behaviors, simply allowing your cat to roam free with arm it with the ammunition of war.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-09 12:48:15

Should I arm my cat with cybersecurity-defeating tools or rocket-propelled grenades?

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2015-05-09 14:21:04

How do I be the prettiest girl in the universe?

Imipolex G · 2015-05-09 14:26:55

How do I attain mastery over the crushing grip of Time?

Obā-san · 2015-05-09 17:08:01

Imipolex G-cup said:
How do I attain mastery over the crushing grip of Time?

A jump to the left

A step to the right

Alduin · 2015-05-09 18:08:19

How do I shot web

I really am sorry.

Salix Babylonika · 2015-05-09 18:14:43

glennmagusharvey said:
Should I arm my cat with cybersecurity-defeating tools or rocket-propelled grenades?

Yes.

Good day.

Miko the Sock Queen said:
How do I be the prettiest girl in the universe?

Buy a pink wig.

Good day.

Imipolex G-cup said:
How do I attain mastery over the crushing grip of Time?

Lock yourself inside a giant hourglass for 200 years.

Good day.

Acererak said:
How do I shot web

Masturbation.

Good day.

eriophora zia · 2015-05-09 19:13:16

Counterclock said:

eriophora zia said:
Why is my cat an asshole?
without knowing the behavior of your cat, I'd liken that what your cat is doing are things that they can get away with.

discipline won't allow you to train cats, but it can act to deter them from certain behaviors, simply allowing your cat to roam free with arm it with the ammunition of war.

(to be fair, I was mostly being facetious. My cat is actually pretty well behaved overall. And most of her asshole behaviors are ones that toe the line between annoying and adorable [and are not destructive], so it's a tough call whether to actually train her out of them) :P

One-Winged Eagle · 2015-05-10 02:06:55

How do I get rich quick?

Tre · 2015-05-10 02:11:36

What's the secret to making good music, electronic or otherwise?

Salix Babylonika · 2015-05-10 06:37:59

MachSpeed said:
How do I get rich quick?

Invent a product or service that fills a niche demand, patent it, and capitalize wisely on your investment.

Good day.

Tre said:
What's the secret to making good music, electronic or otherwise?

Definitely not knowing Dr. Dre.

Good day.

LOAD Cherry · 2015-05-10 07:48:29

What is the secret to capturing the heart of a wise goddess?

Salix Babylonika · 2015-05-10 07:49:28

CC Reisz said:
What is the secret to capturing the heart of a wise goddess?

Be a huge dork, you dork.

*smooch*

Calica · 2015-05-10 08:25:09

get a room you two

Salix Babylonika · 2015-05-11 04:30:50

No.

Good day.

Quip · 2015-05-11 21:55:31

I'm having a pretty bad day. Any ideas? :(

Salix Babylonika · 2015-05-11 21:58:11

Quip said:
I'm having a pretty bad day. Any ideas? :(

Gambling will solve all of your problems.

Good day.

lee4hmz · 2015-05-11 22:45:15

How does a man become more like the Holy Goat?

Boney · 2015-05-11 22:59:28

goddess i like to pee pee the poo poo caca. What should i do

Salix Babylonika · 2015-05-12 01:34:34

Temple policy has changed.

Good day.

Sredni Vashtar · 2015-05-12 01:39:47

In exchange for this bundle of sweet wormwood burned upon your altar, I beseech you: For what must we turn it down? For what?!

Salix Babylonika · 2015-05-12 01:41:58

Sredni Vashtar said:
In exchange for this bundle of sweet wormwood burned upon your altar, I beseech you: For what must we turn it down? For what?!

The truth is, there is no reason to turn down.

Good day.

Section42L · 2015-05-12 01:47:28

*deposits a first printing of The Manual on top of the donation box*

How can I be sure that I'm doing right by my friends?

Salix Babylonika · 2015-05-12 02:24:06

*deposits a first printing of The Manual on top of the donation box*

How can I be sure that I'm doing right by my friends?

Ask them, and trust them to be honest.

Good day.

Boney · 2015-05-12 02:29:59

In exchange for my gratitude, I like to pee pee the poo poo caca. What should I do?

Calica · 2015-05-12 07:04:19

Sredni Vashtar said:
In exchange for this bundle of sweet wormwood burned upon your altar, I beseech you: For what must we turn it down? For what?!

I think they speak English there

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