The Princess's Court

Princess Alice

i.e., when I force the High Centralian Court to let me borrow one of their courtrooms to pretend I'm a judge.

Bring your cases before me and I shall RULE on them, because RULE is what I do! :D

Obā-san

nobody recogfnizes your authority

Princess Alice

Nobody recogfnizes YOUR FACE

Tanya

Excuse me, your royal highness, I would like to get a permit to keep and raise wolves within my residence. 

Imipolex G

I would like to have the Disney company dismantled immediately

Yarrun XIX

I wish to argue that my carjacking activities are allowed under religious grounds

Salix Babylonika

I would like to liberate the working class.

Obā-san

carjacking scientists

Crystal

Counterclock said:

Excuse me, your royal highness, I would like to get a permit to keep and raise wolves within my residence. 

You have my executive order to do so regardless of what she says, even if I believe she would allow this.

Princess Alice

Crystal said:

Counterclock said:

Excuse me, your royal highness, I would like to get a permit to keep and raise wolves within my residence. 

You have my executive order to do so regardless of what she says, even if I believe she would allow this.

Wolves are AWESOME, so I'm ok with this. ^_^

Imipolex G said:

I would like to have the Disney company dismantled immediately

On what grounds? :o

Yarrun XIX said:

I wish to argue that my carjacking activities are allowed under religious grounds

Well, I suppose---wait a minute, how did you get past security?

Magic Jane said:

I would like to liberate the working class.

I need more information before ruling on that. Namely, does it involve abolishing the monarchy?

Salix Babylonika

Y...n...

maybe

Aliroz

I wish for Centralia to make hat-wearing compulsory.

eriophora zia

I would like to petition for new regulations requiring all stores selling eyeglasses to accommodate those of us with eight eyes rather than catering only to those with the "standard" two, as stores currently unfairly discriminate against us.

Yarrun XIX

There was security? I thought those were just the usual fancy guards you keep lying aboot.

Calica

Aliroz said:

I wish for Centralia to make hat-wearing compulsory.

I object on the grounds that Centralia is not Gensokyo.

MissUtilis

Imipolex G said:

I would like to have the Disney company dismantled immediately

I would like to have the rights to 101 Dalmatians, Pepper Ann and Lilo & Stitch awarded to me

Imipolex G

Central Avenue said:

Imipolex G said:

I would like to have the Disney company dismantled immediately

On what grounds? :o

On the grounds that it is a shallow, commercial money-grubbing piece of cultural horseshit.

Any worthwhile IPs (if they exist) can be awarded to Anonus.

MissUtilis

for some reason now I have this mental image of a bunch of Marvel superheroes standing around in an unemployment line

it sounds like something someone would use to make fun of Marvel and their "realism"

MissUtilis

wouldn't there be like something about people getting mad at Stark for not using some of his billions to help out his fellow heroes

Princess Alice

Aliroz said:

I wish for Centralia to make hat-wearing compulsory.

But what about people who have afros too big to put hats on? :o

eriophora zia said:

I would like to petition for new regulations requiring all stores selling eyeglasses to accommodate those of us with eight eyes rather than catering only to those with the "standard" two, as stores currently unfairly discriminate against us.

Everyone deserves good eyesight! I rule in favor of the spiders.

Imipolex G said:

Central Avenue said:

Imipolex G said:

I would like to have the Disney company dismantled immediately

On what grounds? :o

On the grounds that it is a shallow, commercial money-grubbing piece of cultural horseshit.

Any worthwhile IPs (if they exist) can be awarded to Anonus.

By that logic, it might make more sense to go after Comcast. Just sayin'.

MissUtilis

Can I have Universal once Comcast is disbanded

Imipolex G

destroy Comcast too

Yarrun XIX

Central Avenue said:

Aliroz said:

I wish for Centralia to make hat-wearing compulsory.

But what about people who have afros too big to put hats on? :o

We've talked about this. My. hair. is. shooooort.

Princess Alice

Are you implying you're the only black person in Centralia? I think Prince(ss) Utilis would like to have a word with you.

MissUtilis

Well

Why don't we authorize the production of Afro-sized hats?

Princess Alice

An acceptable compromise!

Yarrun XIX

Central Avenue said:

Are you implying you're the only black person in Centralia? I think Prince(ss) Utilis would like to have a word with you.

I'm just saying, this isn't an issue involving me. 

Salix Babylonika