it is generally not wise to open up an essay with "listen here u lil slanks"

Salix Babylonika

Klinotaxis

loling at the idea of Harvard caring that much about rejections

Salix Babylonika

oh it's almost certainly fake but that just makes it better

it's a piece of art, you see

Yarrun XIX

Harvard would have at least sent an interviewer to check that girl out.

Ivy schools occasionally like to take quirky students because, hey, it's nice to see something interesting after two hundred consecutive "my life is boring, but look at all my awards!" applications.

Salix Babylonika

the most believable part of this is Chief Keef sending Harvard a drawing of a dinosaur.

Obā-san

i felt kinda accomplished when harvard sent me mail after my SAT

Tre

ditto tbh

only really prestigious places I applied were uChicago and UNC though, I didn't want to be bothered with a shit ton of rejections

Calica

Magic Jane said:

oh it's almost certainly fake but that just makes it better

it's a piece of art, you see

i don't think a rejection letter would say "citizen poke" on top

Klinotaxis

oh how about that

nice detective work calica

anyway yes can definitely imagine that drawing

i only applied to here b/c i am great

Obā-san

but where is here

Klinotaxis

school

sunn wolf

cambridge sent me a very nice rejection letter, by which point i had also figured out that oxbridge wasn't the right place for me

perhaps it was that reference from chief keef that did it

lee4hmz

what if you open it with "first things first im the realest"

Corvina

I never liked the convention of ending with "[PERSON] out. *drops mic*"

Klinotaxis

frankly it's irresponsible. good mics ain't cheap

Obā-san

lee4hmz said:

what if you open it with "first things first im the realest"

i ended up listening to this, as i had never heard it before

how can a 3 minute long song feel 2 minutes too long

Obā-san

3 excruciating minutes in which nothing happens

Salix Babylonika

"Fancy" would be a great song if it was just the chorus, Charlie XCX's verse, the chorus again, and a fade out.

Obā-san

there were two people?

Salix Babylonika

Charlie XCX is the woman singing the chorus, and the sung verse.

Obā-san

i thought it was all the same lady

Obā-san

this is where my total lack of facial recognition becomes a liability

Yarrun XIX

Imipolex G

ok what are dank memes

Yarrun XIX

high-quality memes

MissUtilis

meme vendors

Calica

it's a weed joke i think

Imipolex G

high quality memes? like rickroll or mega milk?

Calica

exactly except not mega milk

Calica

i'm gonna have to say no to incest dōjin

Obā-san

Calica said:

i'm gonna have to say no to incest dōjin

dont let centie hear you say that

she'll lock you up in the castle dungeon

Imipolex G

I'm not interested in the incest part, personally...

anyway this has nothing to do with Harvard and their distinguished standards

Obā-san

Imipolex G said:

I'm not interested in the incest part, personally...

anyway this has nothing to do with Harvard and their distinguished standards

au contraire my bovine friend

Imipolex G

?

Obā-san

the joke would be like im implying that incest hentai has a lot to do with getting into Harvard

Yarrun XIX

You could probably write an essay based on incest hentai and still get into an Ivy League with it, if you treat it with something vaguely resembling academic rigor.

I mean, Harvard might reject you, because Harvard likes to pretend that it's respectable instead of unbearably snooty, but some of the others like to pretend that they're relatively progressive instead of unbearably snooty.

Obā-san

Yarrun XIX said:

it's better, but the songwriting still is really flimsy and no amount of jazz is gonna fix that

Yarrun XIX

Yes, but what about a cute tapdancing black girl?

Obā-san

cute tapdancing black girl does not meet my brains weird and arbitrary criteria for attractiveness sorry u_u

Salix Babylonika

bump

Imipolex G

Imipolex G said:

ok what are dank memes

wow I was a lot more naive back then!