ITT: We're at McDonald's

Anonus

for extra fun it's a McDonald's that looks like one from the early 2000s

and it still peddles Disney toys

Obā-san

i get a McChicken and a value soda

glennmagusharvey

the McDonald's i was at today is peddling Super Mario toys

glennmagusharvey

i get two mcchickens, a side aalad, two apple pies, resist the temptation to get fries, and then promptly pull out my own water bottle

Tachyon

i make a needlessly hostile remark about the chain or its menu and spark a forum argument

i spend the rest of the mealtime playing with one of the toys

glennmagusharvey

i usually don't buy mcd's except when being a dirty tourist

or when they offer nice two-for-one deals

Anonus

Suddenly "Ronald McDonald" enters the building. His name is Ronald McDonald. He's dressed like him. But he's not Ronald McDonald.

He's a phony. A fraud. A dirty fibber.

What do you do?

glennmagusharvey

on this day, no fucks were given

Obā-san

Anonus said:

Suddenly "Ronald McDonald" enters the building. His name is Ronald McDonald. He's dressed like him. But he's not Ronald McDonald.

He's a phony. A fraud. A dirty fibber.

What do you do?

i continue to eat my McChicken

Tachyon

i am vaguely surprised, but make no comment

Anonus

"Ronald" leaves the building.

Obā-san

i finish my sandwich and exit without comment

Section42L

Did they have chicken wraps back in the early 2000s?

If so, I can participate in this thread.

Miss Miko Mayonegg

*blissfully fills herself with garbage with her legs on Section42L's lap because she can*

Miss Miko Mayonegg

Formatting with /me posts is weird.

Section42L

I am taken aback by this turn of events, and try to tell Cream that I'd be glad to sit next to her while she eats McDonalds if she would just get off of me.

Miss Miko Mayonegg

aww, but I like invading your space. It's a compliment. ; u ; *listens to him anyway and gives him an inch or two*

Section42L

Yeah, but you're not my girlfriend so it gets kinda awkward when you do stuff like that.

I'm still flattered by you doing it, though. >_>

Miss Miko Mayonegg

Well, okey dokey. *friendly affectionate hug + runs away to her waifu, who would never set foot in this disreputable fast food establishment and is probably waiting outside eating something more vegan tasty*

Obā-san

i like flirting with people but i feel awkward with doing it now that im an adult person with a boyfriend

Miss Miko Mayonegg

I still flirt with people I like all the time. ;//////;

Obā-san

i wish i shared your...

eagerness?

not quite the right word but w/e

Buttwangs

I don't know how to flirt, but I like to display affection toward people I love, like, hugs, petting and teasing them... I tease a lot for some reason ._. 

Cream think I am a sadist U_U

Anonus

i don't flirt with people who aren't centie

don't like it

Anonus

sometimes I worry that I'm colder than most of the people here somehow

Calica

teasing your significant other is a good chunk of the fun of life

Obā-san

Calica said:

teasing your significant other is a good chunk of the fun of life

Yes.

glennmagusharvey

Anonus said:

sometimes I worry that I'm colder than most of the people here somehow

No, there's nothing wrong with taking romance more seriously.

Salix Babylonika

*uses the wi-fi to log on to Heapers Hangout and post about goings-on in the McDonald's*

Imipolex G

*leaves and goes to Wendy's instead*

Bee

Suddenly in the corner:

warning, mildly gross.  But honestly, you're in McDonalds and that's probably what's in the food.

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Salix Babylonika

thanks for just posting that really gross piece of art w/ no prior warning

Imipolex G

that is pretty funny, thanks