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Anonus · 2014-07-09 22:01:48

See title.

Calica · 2014-07-09 22:02:09

Congratulations!

SF_Sorrow · 2014-07-09 22:07:45

congrats~

Imipolex G · 2014-07-09 22:10:19

with great power comes great responsibility and other cliches

glennmagusharvey · 2014-07-09 22:14:01

"with great power comes great responsibility and other cliches" and other cliches

glennmagusharvey · 2014-07-09 22:14:23

but "with great power comes great responsibility and other cliches" is not a cliche

uh-oh

Salix Babylonika · 2014-07-09 22:15:48

*blows kazoo*

Aliroz · 2014-07-09 22:17:49

glennmagusharvey said:
but "with great power comes great responsibility and other cliches" is not a cliche

uh-oh

But "but "with great power comes great responsibility and other cliches" is not a cliche" is a cliche!

Obā-san · 2014-07-09 22:36:39

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0017JFJYU/

Section42L · 2014-07-09 23:02:33

Congrats, dude.

Aliroz · 2014-07-09 23:03:13

Section42L said:
rats, dude.

Obā-san · 2014-07-09 23:06:15

Calica · 2014-07-09 23:12:10

rats eat babies

Obā-san · 2014-07-09 23:17:01

rodents are terrible

Calica · 2014-07-09 23:17:33

you would say that though, as a cat

Obā-san · 2014-07-09 23:18:16

tru

Aliroz · 2014-07-09 23:21:47

I prefer alforjas to rodents to felids.

lee4hmz · 2014-07-09 23:32:34

Congrats!

Hexartes · 2014-07-10 01:14:04

It's about time.

Klinotaxis · 2014-07-10 01:19:40

i for one am highly opposed to this. expect anthrax in your dog's email inbox within the week

Obā-san · 2014-07-10 01:20:38

Imipolex G · 2014-07-10 01:24:40

you won't fuck around no more

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-07-10 01:35:25

Thank you, everyone.

Except Nitya, who gets an endless supply of hairy eyeballs in his general direction.

*GLARES*

Yarrun XIX · 2014-07-10 01:41:13

The Guest of Honor Has Arrived!

Bring Out the Ceremonial Record Player and Cudgel Stick!

Klinotaxis · 2014-07-10 01:42:20

are they preserved? i could use some eyeballs.

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-07-10 01:46:33

Yarrun XIX said:
The Guest of Honor Has Arrived!

Bring Out the Ceremonial Record Player and Cudgel Stick!

WEE-A-BOO! WEE-A-BOO!

Klinotaxis said:
are they preserved? i could use some eyeballs.

Purely metaphorical and 100% full of withering disdain in your general direction.

Klinotaxis · 2014-07-10 03:03:25

this is exactly the kind of eye-related discrimination i KNEW this would lead to. i'm moving to megacanada

Calica · 2014-07-10 03:16:25

oops i think i blew up megacanada

Klinotaxis · 2014-07-10 03:17:17

/me sighs, arranges ticket to hypercanada instead

Yarrun XIX · 2014-07-10 03:17:17

Dagnabbit, Nitya, if you die in hypercanada, you die in real life AND hyper life!

Haven · 2014-07-10 03:19:00

naney said:

no

Lilly said:
rats eat babies

NO

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-07-10 03:29:12

Yarrun XIX said:
Dagnabbit, Nitya, if you die in hypercanada, you die in real life AND hyper life!

But what about sublife? Or paralife? Surreal life? Imaginary life?

So many lives. Like beth-omega to the aleph-omega kinds of life.

Yarrun XIX · 2014-07-10 03:38:07

Well, yeah, but statistically most of those lives are kind of sucky.

Everybody likes hyperlife. Free root beer and cheap pleasures as far as the eye can see.

Calica · 2014-07-10 03:43:43

sorry Haven I'm pretty sure rats in fact do eat babies

Yarrun XIX · 2014-07-10 03:49:25

Nonsense.

Rats eat other rats who have, themselves, consumed the creators of FATAL

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-07-10 04:04:40

Thank god some use came of the people who wrought such evil on the world. Rats are sweet, loyal, intelligent, noble, tidy little beasts, and I should hope that they acquired plenty of nutrition from those desecrated husks of false man-flesh.

Anonus · 2014-07-10 04:14:16

I don't think I want to know much about FATAL

All I know is that it's chock full of sexist crap, racial stereotyping, and an overemphasis on sex

Yarrun XIX · 2014-07-10 04:43:29

More overemphasis on rape, but yeah, that's pretty accurate.

Currently re-reading the famous review of it. It's like going on a tour to one of those old-timey abandoned psyche wards.

Yarrun XIX · 2014-07-10 05:34:28

Oh, and a set of byzantine rules that would make character creation take hours rather than minutes.

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-07-10 07:14:47

I hope that you abuse your authority with great frivolity.

FATAL isn't just obsessed with rape. It's also obsessed with nipple size, penis girth, tensile strength, depth of vagina, and a million other things that "might" be useful to what is otherwise a pretty standard fantasy RPG.

(pssst you can make child characters with ridiculous oversized sex organs)

Princess Alice · 2014-07-10 09:34:25

Nova said:

And, of course, as long as the baby is male and is accustomed to anal sex (jesus christ), one only needs to roll a 65 or higher to screw a baby so long as one has a normal-sized manhood, without tearing the baby. Of course, if one doesn't care about tearing the baby you can do it anyway and JESUS CHRIST

excuse me i have to go be physically ill

Yarrun XIX · 2014-07-10 09:38:09

And of course, this is FATAL we're talking about here, so it's probably in-character to not care about tearing the baby.

Klinotaxis · 2014-07-10 10:20:53

sorry i seem to have lost track of the thread. so sredni vashtar is GMing a FATAL game? how do i get in on that?

glennmagusharvey · 2014-07-10 12:25:05

kingCrackers said:
I hope that you abuse your authority with great frivolity.

I hope that he abuses his frivolity with great authority.

lee4hmz · 2014-07-10 13:02:20

lol rats

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