yoshi's cookie is the only real esports

Calica

starcraft, league of legends, dota 2, and so-called 'fighting' games are fake esports

sorry you had to learn this way

glennmagusharvey

you're wrong

there's also super mario kart battle mode

Imipolex G

mario kart, hell yeah!

Calica

glennmagusharvey said:

you're wrong

there's also super mario kart battle mode

nope, that's fake esports

i mean, it's realer than smash or dota, but it's faker than yoco

sorry you had to learn this way

glennmagusharvey

fuck yer yoco

yo-egg is realer than yoco

Calica

eggs are just one component of cookies, the most important foodstuff

glennmagusharvey

i dare you to bake some cookies using yoshi eggs

Calica

i don't know any yoshis

Fossilmaiden

The one true e-sport is Puyo Puyo, hate to break it to you.

Calica

robotnik's mean bean machine isn't quite yoco but it is realer than super mario kart battle mode

glennmagusharvey

Lilly said:

i don't know any yoshis

then go meet some