Steve: Can you honestly say the world wouldn't be better off with Raven [McCraken, the creator of the game] as our omnipotent god instead of whatever?
Zack: All of his miracles would be endless wheelies and lighter tricks. And he would constantly send magic ladies down to earth carrying swords and giving quests.
Steve: And that is worse how? The world sucks, bro. Face it. All of the miracles you read about are like Jesus face appearing on a bagel. Jesus face appearing on a pancake. We get it, you love breakfast. Raven would be flying around in a floating castle and sending dragons to destroy kingdoms.
Some goons did a more in depth examination of the book, which was sadly never finished.
FATAL and Synnibar are opposing forces in the world of bad TRPGs. Synnibar is Rocky Balboa without any victories while FATAL is a date rapist failed athlete.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
two tables of contents
Also the creator looks exactly like you'd hope he'd look.