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Just to be clear, I’m not a professional ‘quote maker’.

OdradekOdradek
edited 2014-06-28 11:20:14 in General
I’m just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my Intel® Core™ i7 Processor

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  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    John, this is your mother. Please do the dishes.
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz said:

    John, this is your mother. Please do the dishes.

    The name is J0hn mom, with a ZERO
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    image
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Odradek said:

    Aliroz said:

    John, this is your mother. Please do the dishes.

    The name is J0hn mom, with a ZERO

    Sorry, J0hn.

    But please do the dishes, they don't do themselves.
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    cheap substitute
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    actually, what does "quote maker" mean?
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i think to answer that we'd need to know the original context

    guessing Aalewis was responding to somebody
  • Section42LSection42L
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    image
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    is the context of all this something about an internet atheist personality?
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    glennmagusharvey said:

    is the context of all this something about an internet atheist personality?

    It's about how awesome the Intel® Core™ i7 Processor is, you need to read threads more carefully Glenn.
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    The Sonic t-shirt is what made me laugh at this, even though the whole image is silly.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2014-06-28 12:08:00
    OH FUCKASSINE, I WILL GO CONSULT GOOGLE
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I have no clue either but it probably isn't worth reading about.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2014-06-28 12:02:27
    okay, aalewis appears to be someone who has something (not exactly sure what) to do with reddit and specifically the atheism subreddit, and apparently he once wrote a silly quote about being euphoric via his atheism, and apparently various people are mocking him for it.

    there's the background info.  maybe.  i'm not 100% sure of this.  this is just going by one page of google search results and not clicking through into anything.
    Miko said:

    I have no clue either but it probably isn't worth reading about.

    Yeah, sounds about right.
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    it's a reddit meme/copypasta which Odradek was referencing

    there wasn't that exciting
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2014-06-28 12:13:39
    seriously though

    Exclusive Interview with inspirational quote maker Aalewis

    www.neckbeard-news.com › Atheism › Interviews
    Last week, I managed to catch up with professional quote maker Aalewis at a Starbucks cafe in down town San Francisco. The world-renowned intellectual had ...
    as someone who admittedly has pretty much no experience dealing with reddit, internet atheists, people who mock internet atheists, (people who mock) "neckbeards", (people who mock) MRAs, or (people who mock) fedora-wearing people, i gotta say i have no fucking idea which side of Poe's Revolving Door i'm on when i'm looking at a search result like this.

    and yes, it annoys me, because if i interpret it wrong, i basically get a bunch of people looking at me like i'm a fucking idiot.

  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^ I laughed. It was a bitter, melancholy laugh. But you did good. ^_^
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Also same for me.
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    edited 2014-06-28 21:49:27
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Tachyon said:

    image

    Figure 1: What an adult who has never matured past grade 9 looks like.
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Section42L said:

    image

    The comma at the "but because"?

    Shouldn't go there.
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Technically, this is a sentence and two sentence fragments when it should be one sentence. If someone wants their writing to be understandable and eloquent, they should know this.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    gotta go fast
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    >My Little Pony
    >Sonic

    STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Exactly!

    For a "professional quote-maker," the guy doesn't know how to make his sentences flow properly.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    he specifically said that he wasn't a professional quote maker though
  • Yarrun XIXYarrun XIX
    edited 2014-06-28 22:47:20
    Whores! we want "poems that kill."
    Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
    guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
    and take their weapons leaving them dead
    lee4hmz said:

    Tachyon said:

    image

    Figure 1: What an adult who has never matured past grade 9 looks like.
    He's adorable, like a giant hamster. I wanna pinch his cheeks
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    also that is a shit cover design

    look at those crappy-looking white outlines on some of the text
  • AnonusAnonus
    edited 2014-06-28 22:47:54
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    though really it's bizarre that mainstream magazine design dictates crowded covers anyway

    (yes I know that's not real)
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    i noticed that too honestly, the text under "internet debates" is almost unreadable
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    yeah it's a shit image, sorry

    i just found it kind of amusing
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