ITT: A future robot God has reconstructed you from your posting history

Odradek · 2014-06-16 08:35:10

How long will you be tortured?

Tachyon · 2014-06-16 08:41:54

Does that include the contents of this thread?

I imagine the LessWrong thread earns me a lengthy punishment, but the rest probably gets me filed under 'mostly harmless'.

nohaynicklibre · 2014-06-16 09:52:43

fuck

Odradek · 2014-06-16 09:53:23

nohaynicklibre said:
fuck

It's okay, robot God has a deep and abiding love for thinchinman and will forgive much for his sake.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-06-16 10:13:29

for what content are punishments meted out

Klinotaxis · 2014-06-16 13:55:59

removes skin

Obā-san · 2014-06-16 13:58:57

Odradek said:
How long will you be tortured?

furever. OwO

Previous Calica · 2014-06-16 15:34:21

He'll be too busy punishing Eliezer Yudkowsky for not doing enough to immanentize the eschaton.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-06-16 18:06:33

can future robot God create a task that he will be too busy doing to do other things?

Aliroz · 2014-06-16 19:18:22

Dang, my hatred of the internet is going to get me some big time torture.

I say 270 years.

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-06-16 19:20:54

Yon Assassin said:

Odradek said:
How long will you be tortured?
furever. OwO

Spoilers: I am the deus ex machina.

ITT: A future robot God has reconstructed you from your posting history

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