Bix Dugan says he's gonna teach me to be an Underdog!

Anonus

Unfortunately, we know of no place where super-pills are sold and average people don't want their shoes shined anymore.

Tre

Shoeshine Boy

Anonus

You know, sometimes I think of a Cartoon Network-esque promo where a washed-up Underdog laments that no one wants their shoes shined anymore and they quit making his super-pills

though that sounds like something that Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law would have done if Turner owned the Total TeleVision characters