› ›

The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

1…4950525455…303

Comments

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Shelley Sekula-Gibbs, also known as Kelly Segula Gibbs, Snelly Gibbr, Schikulla Gibbs, Sheila Gibbs, Shelly Schulla Gibbs, Shelly Gibkula, ShelleySkulaGibbsssss, Shelley Sektula-Gibbs, Shelley Sukla-Gibbs, Shelley Sequila-Gibbs, Shelley Sedoko-Gibbs, Shelley Sedoka-Gibbs, Shelley Meklua-Gibbs, Shelley Sekluda-Gibbs, Shelley Shecola-Gibbs, SSG, Sekula Smith, Shelle Sekula Fibbs, and Shelly DraculaCunt Gibs, among other names.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    In case anyone was wondering, those are among accepted variants of said person's name, for the purpose of counting as a write-in vote for her.

    She won a special election for the remainder of a House of Representatives term originally served by former Speaker Tom DeLay.  At the same time, she was on the ballot for the following term, as a write-in candidate.

    She lost the write-in campaign, despite the list of accepted variants being 28 pages long.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    and that is why "Snelly Gibbr" is an election junkie meme.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    i am staring at you, and suddenly a button is pressed in the distance.

    the button makes a dull "beep", like a bicycle horn's noise.





    ...that's all it does.  were you expecting more?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    YES I WAS, I WS EXPECTING THES PANISH INQUISITOIN
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    > WS

    not wonderswan color

    rejected
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    > color

    me surprised
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    > e surp

    the new way to usurp
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    image
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    usurp usopp

    golden age, golden century

    sloppy joe
    poopy joe
    glass joe
    box o' joe






    ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░
    ░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄███▄▄▄░░░░░░░
    ░░░░░░░░░▄▄▄██▀▀▀▀███▄░░░░░
    ░░░░░░░▄▀▀░░░░░░░░░░░▀█░░░░
    ░░░░▄▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀█░░░
    ░░░█░░░░░▀▄░░▄▀░░░░░░░░█░░░
    ░░░▐██▄░░▀▄▀▀▄▀░░▄██▀░▐▌░░░
    ░░░█▀█░▀░░░▀▀░░░▀░█▀░░▐▌░░░
    ░░░█░░▀▐░░░░░░░░▌▀░░░░░█░░░
    ░░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░░
    ░░░░█░░▀▄░░░░▄▀░░░░░░░░█░░░
    ░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄░░░░█░░░░
    ░░░░░█▀██▀▀▀▀██▀░░░░░░█░░░░
    ░░░░░█░░▀████▀░░░░░░░█░░░░░
    ░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░▄█░░░░░░
    ░░░░░░░██░░░░░█▄▄▀▀░█░░░░░░
    ░░░░░░░░▀▀█▀▀▀▀░░░░░░█░░░░░
    ░░░░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░░░░░█░░░░
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Miko the Sock Queen said:

    image

    why would you put your mouth where someone's asshole goes
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Yee.
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    edited 2015-05-24 13:12:39
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    glennmagusharvey said:

    why would you put your mouth where someone's asshole goes

    Same reason some people like to lick buttholes? idk.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey


    starting at 2:20 you can hear how they recorded the sound of someone smashing a window to indicate a volcanic eruption
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    dun
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    hello, i am suggestion here
  • AlduinAlduin
    Miko the Sock Queen said:

    glennmagusharvey said:

    why would you put your mouth where someone's asshole goes

    Same reason some people like to lick buttholes? idk.
    EW that's where POOP comes from
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    TrashHeap Poop

    where there's PANTIES ON SOMEONE"S FACE, they RECORD THE SOUND OF A BROKEN WINDOW TO DUB A VOLCANIC ERUPTION.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Bartok's Dances in Bulgarian Rhythm, played too fast
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    is a shit post a post made of shit or a post for shit?

    is a shitpost a post made of shit or a post for shit?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    i could keep shortening the above sentence one character at a time

    and then it would look like it's shrinking like Salvo the Slime from Yoshi's Island

    i could even leave the last remaining character alone for little while (read: repeat it for a few lines in a row)

    and then make it "blink" by changing it to some other character and changing it back in the following line

    i'm not sure how i'd represent the pop or explosion in text though
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Acererak said:

    EW that's where POOP comes from

    hehehe, if you think that's extreme, you should see some of the stuff on this here interbutt.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    interweubs
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    interwuebs

    wueeabeuu
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    the U is a low pitched sound and the E is a high pitched sound

    UUUUEEEEUUUUEEEE <-- this is an amublance
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    words words words

    FUCK WORDS
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    > FUCK WORDS

    fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

    also, a monkey wearing a dragon-themed hat.
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Good morning, Glenn. ^_^
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Good morning, Miko. ^_^
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In 1999 Glenn was arrested for not giving Princess Jeanette candy
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    do i know what i do?

    do i know what i do do?

    do i know what i do do do?

    do i know what i do do do do?

    do i know what i do do do do do?

    do i know what i do do do do do do?

    do i know what i do do do do do do do?

    do i know what i do do do do do do do do?

    do i know what i do do do do do do do do do?

    do i know what i do do do do do do do do do do?

    do i know what i do do do do do do do do do do do?

    do i know what i do do do do do do do do do do do do?

    do i know what i do do do do do do do do do do do do do?

    do i know what i do do do do do do do do do do do do do do?

    do i know what i do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do?

    do i know what i do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do?

    do i know what i do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    hey it looks like the side of a pyramid
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Gosh, Centralia sounds like a real police state!
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Central Avenue said:

    In 1999 Glenn was arrested for not giving Princess Jeanette candy

    then there was a prison escape minigame scenario
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    dump truck
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    a series of tubeworms
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    space channel 5+4i
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    it's complex, so it's like an avril lavigne song
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    glennmagusharvey said:

    then there was a prison escape minigame scenario

    LOL
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    glennmagusharvey said:

    it's complex, so it's like an avril lavigne song

    Why you gotta go and make things so *complicated?* :o
  • AlduinAlduin
    Miko the Sock Queen said:

    Acererak said:

    EW that's where POOP comes from

    hehehe, if you think that's extreme, you should see some of the stuff on this here interbutt.

    YOU SAID A BAD WORD
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    and then Imi was a giant boob
  • Section42LSection42L
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    The now independent Casablanca Records was suddenly put in a tenuous financial situation as it still had yet to score a major hit album, and now it no longer had the backing of Warner Bros. Casablanca was banking on the success of an upcoming album it was planning; a two-record set of audio highlights from television's The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. The album was entitled Here's Johnny: Magic Moments from The Tonight Show and it was released in November 1974. Although the album was certified gold by the RIAA for shipments to stores of over 500,000 copies, the album did not sell well, and returns from retailers of unsold copies were high. Even the promotional copies were returned, initiating the joke that "it shipped gold and went back to the label platinum". Casablanca had realized that even though The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson was immensely popular, the show didn't carry over well to recordings.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Imipolex G-cup said:

    and then Imi was a giant boob

    Oh good, I was thirsty. *sucks*

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    glennmagusharvey said:

    it's complex, so it's like an avril lavigne song

    which is like a weird al song

    which is like other weird al songs

    conclusion: complex numbers are like weird al songs
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    This Country Has Existed ___ Years Since The Last Major Political/Societal Crisis
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    edited 2015-05-24 21:57:48
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I was sucked

    ok I guess

    also I've heard about that Johnny Carson record before, the situation amuses me for some reason
  • MissUtilisMissUtilis
    BEWARE OF GRRL!
    didn't I say something about the people of Earth converging to become the nipple of the Earth
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    things that are not the same:

    Republican Guard
    Revolutionary Guard
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Kamen Rider Pidgin
    Kamen Rider MSN Messenger
    Kamen Rider Google Voice and Video
Sign In or Register to comment.