The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

glennmagusharvey

Fossilmaiden said:

Please do not date Kawakami.

when was Kawakami built?

glennmagusharvey

> *extremely [noun] voice*

how does one extremely noun voice

glennmagusharvey

glennmagusharvey said:

> *extremely [noun] voice*

how does one extremely noun voice

lol there are two ways to parse this and the intended parsing isn't even grammatically correct

glennmagusharvey

*looks to the side*
*grins teethily*
*blinks extremely quickly*
*abruptly stops blinking and grinning and turns to face audience*
*pause*
Geolocation.
*pause*
*abruptly resumes blinking extremely quickly, grinning teethily, and looking to the side*

glennmagusharvey

*bangs fist on table*
*angry facial expression looking elsewhere*
*abruptly stops banging fist and turns to face audience*
*pause*
Detergent.
*pause*
*abruptly resumes banging fist and looking elsewhere*

glennmagusharvey

Oscar Barriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilla

glennmagusharvey

glennmagusharvey said:

Oscar Barriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilla

i somehow heard this while listening to Boris Godunov

Tatterhood

2shaggy2dope

Tatterhood

april showers bring may showers

Fossilmaiden

Americans Who Make The Blasphemous Claim That Whoppers Are Maltesers

Princess Alice

"whopper" makes me think of the burger before the candy

glennmagusharvey

Central Avenue said:

"whopper" makes me think of the burger before the candy

glennmagusharvey

o/`
[EMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [AMaj] o-ne.
[EMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [BMaj] two-o.
[EMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [AMaj/C#] three-e.
[BMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [EMaj] four.
[EMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [AMaj] fi-ive.
[EMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [BMaj] si-ix.
[EMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [AMaj/C#] se-ven.
[BMaj] Gabrie-el nuuuum-ber [EMaj] eight.
...
o/`

glennmagusharvey

how do you reprise an item you are selling

glennmagusharvey

look, if it's "draft", just spell it "draft" already

if you spell it "draught", people SHOULD be pronouncing it as "drot"

so if you don't want people to pronounce it "drot", spell it "draft"

Princess Alice

ok but by this logic "laughter" should be pronounced "lotter"

glennmagusharvey

Central Avenue said:

ok but by this logic "laughter" should be pronounced "lotter"

im_okay_with_this.gif

Calica

Central Avenue said:

ok but by this logic "laughter" should be pronounced "lotter"

I just won the laughtery

Fossilmaiden

Your Fave is Problematic. That's just weird, why would you fave Problematic? It's an abstract concept that doesn't even have a personality or appearance. Weirdo.

Princess Alice

lesbians are GAY

glennmagusharvey

a healthy and functional monogamous relationship actually appearing in a harem anime

Fossilmaiden

I discard two Fire energy in order to play Polymerization, sacrificing Swords of Revealing Light and Bill, so that I can play Jace, the Mind Sculptor directly from my graveyard, in attack mode!

Obā-san

tap three swamps, doom blade your JTMS

Fossilmaiden

Reverb, resound, and repeat
Phase out my heart
And you will see
Slam shut, eyes blank, and repeat
I will show you what I can be

glennmagusharvey

how dare you sacrifice Bill

you monster

Princess Alice

heapershangout.com merges with lolicon.co.uk

details at 11

glennmagusharvey

Central Avenue said:

heapershangout.com merges with lolicon.co.uk

details at 11

things you caused me to read in barnes and noble

Fossilmaiden

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about blood.

Tatterhood

*you're so vein

Fossilmaiden

Boys don't play video games.

Fossilmaiden

Tea is a sandwich.

glennmagusharvey

Fossilmaiden

If you just read through my manifesto, you will see why it just makes sense to take away all the princess's candy and send it to the Moon.

Princess Alice

Does the Moon even have enough room for all my candy? 😐

Fossilmaiden

the moon is quite big

14.6 million square miles big

Tatterhood

I'll eat any animal that doesn't have a face

glennmagusharvey

what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord

glennmagusharvey

glennmagusharvey said:

what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord

I was going to post a video of Willy Wonka saying "You get nothing!  You lose!  Good day, sir!"

Except it seems there is no video of exactly those three sentences.  The closest one appends "so" to the beginning of the quote.

Tatterhood

I will defend the France.

Fossilmaiden

gay goat manga

Calica

Fossilmaiden said:

gay goat manga

undertale mango

Tatterhood

Leonard Shark

glennmagusharvey

Calica said:

Fossilmaiden said:

gay goat manga

undertale mango

i was about to say isn't that goat sim or 100% oj i'm not sure either of those goats are gay

Fossilmaiden

glennmagusharvey

well technically marie poppo can't be gay because she's female

glennmagusharvey

also all bets are off since she reproduces asexually

Princess Alice

glennmagusharvey said:

well technically marie poppo can't be gay because she's female

i would say this sounds like something someone who's never met a gay girl would say, but...you're on heapers hangout, you have no excuse

Calica

i mean, glenn thought that madoka was straight so

glennmagusharvey

Central Avenue said:

glennmagusharvey said:

well technically marie poppo can't be gay because she's female

i would say this sounds like something someone who's never met a gay girl would say, but...you're on heapers hangout, you have no excuse

that was actually a joking nitpick based solely on the fact that she'd be "lesbian" rather than "gay", based on the word used
though you could actually reverse that nitpick on the basis that "gay" can mean "homosexual" without a gender qualification

Calica said:

i mean, glenn thought that madoka was straight so

pretty sure you mean homura?

and fwiw i made no conclusion regarding their sexuality since there wasn't enough information in the show to support a conclusion

Calica

i mean, madohomu in general