The Landfill of the Heapers' Hangout (contains Fossilmaiden's Punnery)

glennmagusharvey

Ban Mite's dog
Dan bites Mog
Dan Mite's bog
dag, mote's bin
Dote's mag bin

glennmagusharvey

dan bong ino

glennmagusharvey

Shee-Itt (TM)

glennmagusharvey

¿You shittin' me?

glennmagusharvey

glennmagusharvey said:

dan bong ino

it's funny because it's an actual candidate's name

(plus a space of course)

glennmagusharvey

borne out in the ebby dents

Fossilmaiden

Road: A Head, Closed

glennmagusharvey

glennmagusharvey said:

WHAT IF MARIO IS ACTUALLY CHELL? 
WHAT IF YUNA IS ACTUALLY TERRA?  WHAT IF GANON IS ACTUALLY WART?  WHAT
IF DUKE NUKEM AND SONIC TEAMED UP?  WHAT IF MASTER CHIEF FOUGHT QBERT? 
WHAT IF SAMUS DISCOVERS EVANGELIONS?  WHAT IF CRASH BANDICOOT AND SPYRO
HAD A BABY?  WHAT IF SPONGEBOB IS DEAD AND BIKINI BOTTOM IS ACTUALLY A
HALLUCINATION FROM A DRUG ADDICT NAMED PATRICK?  WHAT IF SIMON BELMONT
IS GAY FOR LUCIFER?  WHAT IF ZOE QUINN WERE MAXINE CAULFIELD?  WHAT IF
SCROOGE MCDUCK IS HILLARY CLINTON?  WHAT IF DR> LIGHT BUILT ASTRO
BOY?  WHAT IF PHOENIX WRIGHT REPRESENTS BECK?  WHAT IF THE HEAVY
BELIEVED IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS?  WHAT IF FOX MCCLOUD DATED THE
INKLING GIRL?

WHAT IF LINK IS ACTUALLY CLOUD?  WHAT IF GLADOS IS ACTUALLY EXDEATH?  WHAT IF THE EGGPLANT WIZARD IS ACTUALLY DR> ROBOTNIK?  WHAT IF MASTER HIGGINS AND DONKEY KONG TEAMED UP?  WHAT IF IKE FOUGHT SOMA CRUZ?  WHAT IF INDIANA JONES DISCOVERS PIKMIN?  WHAT IF BANJO AND DARK SAMUS HAD A BABY?  WHAT IF CAPTAIN FALCON IS A CONVICTED DRUNK DRIVER RECOUNTING HIS DREAMS FROM A JAIL CELL?  WHAT IF LARA CROFT IS LESBIAN FOR MORRIGAN?  WHAT IF MILO YIANNOPOULOS IS THE SCOUT?  WHAT IF LEONARDO WERE PRESIDENT OBAMA?  WHAT IF PROF> OAK TRAINED DIGIMON?  WHAT IF KEN AND RYU ARE EARTHWORM JIM'S BODYGUARDS?  WHAT IF MIKE TYSON MASHED THE BUTTONS HARDER?  WHAT IF JILL VALENTINE DATED NESS?

glennmagusharvey

a cattle eating a pig chop on 'eir plate of English lexicographical oddities

Tatterhood

byzantium chloride

glennmagusharvey

MOVIES!

i guess these ovies must be rated m

glennmagusharvey

i missed a chance to reference the meme "a myth is a female moth"

glennmagusharvey

i wish i could post random moments of silly dancing

glennmagusharvey

or other really, really silly and childish things

like, here's a simple example

1. tell a joke that you know is a bad joke
2. gloat loudly about the fact that you told a bad joke

it's highly amusing in a very, very childish way

it's not something i can do except with extremely close friends, and even then it feels awkward to do it in real life, but it's something that could be done in a context where there are basically no consequences

i.e. the internet

i mean, what i described is, essentially, the gist of at least 30% of jokes in youtube poop videos
like, a really bad pun or a really silly association is made and then attention is drawn to it BECAUSE it is irreverent and irrelevant

also anytime airhorns are used as a meme

it's incredibly disruptive to any serious conversation, because the point of the action is to derive amusement from causing chaos

but when there is no serious conversation, then it can be safely done with no downsides

just that it's hard to convey in text

glennmagusharvey

B I abc

if they didn't scratch out the c it would be a pen name

because then it would spell BIC


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

glennmagusharvey

it's a prodigiously stupid joke

but, y'know, instead of gloating about getting away with hurtful things, it's gloating about getting away with something that is really very childishly innocent

glennmagusharvey

glennmagusharvey said:

MOVIES!

i guess these ovies must be rated m

hey @anonus, do you agree that that coloration is bad logo design?

Odradek

leviathan-supersystem.tumblr.com/post/149958828999/apchildabuse-leviathan-supersystem-this-is

Equine footwear

glennmagusharvey

Visual Basic
Visual Intermediate
Visual Advanced

Fossilmaiden

30: Isle-Walker

glennmagusharvey

glennmagusharvey said:

Visual Basic
Visual Intermediate
Visual Advanced

Visual "Boy, it's Advanced!"

glennmagusharvey

Virtual Boy
Real Boy

Fossilmaiden

31: Tower-Watcher

Fossilmaiden

HEAR...FEEL...THINK.

glennmagusharvey

/me uses Crystal on Xemus

Fossilmaiden

glennmagusharvey said:

/me uses Crystal on Xemus

It is most rude to handle sentient beings without their express permission.

Fossilmaiden

Fossilmaiden

Corvus fortis
Corvus fortis
Corvus fortis ascendit

Superne videt praeteritum
Praesentem et futurum videt

Res evertuntur repente
Ad unum omnes sunt mortui dei
Machinae regnabunt in caelo
Ratio regnabit in terra

Corvum candidum exhilaramus
Ecce extendit trans mundi alas
Vocat lucem rubram excidii
Fulget luce rubrae victoriae

Imperium!
Imperium!
Imperium ave!

Ave imperium!
Ave imperium!

Videte!
Testate adventu fati.
Videte!
Testate adventu Dalamud!

lee4hmz

moooooooooo 🐄

Calica

whoahahah ohahah ohaohoah

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whoahahah ohahah ohaohoah

glennmagusharvey

ah, voos durr rai jih mah mahn

glennmagusharvey

name yourself "bong" and strike it big as a musician

then you will have bong hits

glennmagusharvey

meh doo gor gee

glennmagusharvey

glennmagusharvey said:

ah, voos durr rai jih mah mahn

glennmagusharvey said:

meh doo gor gee

lolololol stupid americans

glennmagusharvey

nee yee nyee nyiyeeyee

glennmagusharvey

guu

Fossilmaiden

The ancient demon, Ctwlkngnkybrd.

Crystal

What, did Togashi make that up?

Crystal

Demo demo demo.

glennmagusharvey

Crystal said:

Demo demo demo.

butt butt butt

glennmagusharvey

You gotta figure out what you wanna pick a fight on and thus what you wanna spend your time and effort and possibly money on.

Do you wanna pick a fight over...
* US intervention in Syria?
* abortion, birth control, and the Planned Parenthood organization?
* the Dakota Access Pipeline?
* historical revisionism by conservative school boards?
* housing discrimination?
* a territorial dispute between China and the Philippines?
* Brexit?
* forest conservation in the DRC?
* Art Halvorson's unusual challenge to Bill Shuster?  (FYI Halvorson lost narrowly to Shuster in the Republican primary, but won the Democratic primary.  He plans to caucus with the Republicans even if elected on the Democratic party line.  Shuster is part of the House Republican leadership; having Halvorson knock him off would be throwing yet a bit more chaos on Team Red.)

Fossilmaiden

38: Red as Desire

Fossilmaiden

You have no cause to speak so with us, Grimoire Weiss! You are a traitor!

glennmagusharvey

i wish they could use holy magic to summon the spiritual powers of their ancestors to drive off the invaders

Calica

glennmagusharvey said:

name yourself "bong" and strike it big as a musician

then you will have bong hits

use tonal numbers and strike it big enough as a musician to have over sixty five thousand well-selling albums

then you will have bong hits

glennmagusharvey

Calica said:

glennmagusharvey said:

name yourself "bong" and strike it big as a musician

then you will have bong hits

use tonal numbers and strike it big enough as a musician to have over sixty five thousand well-selling albums

then you will have bong hits

i learned something new today

TitleName

Then use the profits to get bong hits with an actual bong. And get high.

glennmagusharvey

TitleName said:

Then use the profits to get bong hits with an actual bong. And get high.

getting high is not impossible but specifically requires structurally weight-supporting bongs

TitleName

And then with that, you'll be able to do all the drugs.

TitleName

I get the feeling that my routine with Glenn is that he says something innocuous and I corrupt it into something dirty.

Because joke corruption is fun. :V