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why is the Disney Channel awful

AnonusAnonus
edited 2014-05-26 00:32:40 in General
it's not Pure Disney enough

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  • Manly McMachoManly McMacho
    ~*tasteless*~
    大學的年同性戀毛皮

    aaaaa
    Why do you watch the disney channel
  • AnonusAnonus
    edited 2014-05-26 01:02:38
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I haven't watched it in more than a year, no pay TV! Even then I only watched it sparingly and caught glimpses of their disturbing self-promotional blitz during DVRed episodes of Gravity Falls

    Anyway, I have a certain fondness for the Disney brand, which I feel the Disney Channel to be a betrayal of (well, my idealization of it at least)
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Disney can eat a bag of dicks
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    because they show things that are not Gravity Falls
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I haven't watched Wander Over Yonder but it's from Craig McCracken so I assume it to be good

    also the Disney Channel, last I saw, shows crap like this:

  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    ugh, it reminds me of this shit:

  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    incidentally, MaxX's V/O guy, Cam Brainard, has been the voice of Disney Channel for over a decade now
  • TachyonTachyon
    edited 2014-05-26 02:11:05
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^^ What

    That's like

    Literally, that's how you take something potentially funny, and suck all the comedy out of it
  • AnonusAnonus
    edited 2014-05-26 02:13:00
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The Disney Channel is pretty much "MICHAEL EISNER-ING INTENSIFIES"

    Also, Maximum Exposure and its ilk predate BLAM! by, like, a decade...Whacked Out Sports lurches on, though.
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Anonus said:

    incidentally, MaxX's V/O guy, Cam Brainard, has been the voice of Disney Channel for over a decade now

    He seems eminently punchable. :P
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    It's awful because you touch yourself at night.

    Also the Demiurge hates you.
  • AnonusAnonus
    edited 2014-05-26 04:59:58
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Nobody here's given me any responses like "Man I wish the Disney Channel weren't awful. ♪ Disney, Disney, Disney ♪"

    interesting
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Are you surprised?
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Why should Disney Channel not be shit?

    No media conglomerate should rule every platform and type. No conglomerate should have that much power.

    Hell, they should have this much power now.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    So you say that Disney Channel being shit is the one thing keeping Disney from world domination?

    They have a lock on the minds of middle school girls...but they're repulsive to most other people

    No, I'm not surprised...I guess I'm just WAY more into Disney than most people here are
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    You can be forgiven for your fanatic devotion. You drank their Kool-Aid.

    But it has to stop. You need to reclaim your agency, your choices, your will.

    You must, or they'll get you.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Will my head sprout perfectly circular mouse ears?
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    The mouse ears will never stop growing. You will be crushed by the weight.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    kingCrackers said:

    Why should Disney Channel not be shit?


    No media conglomerate should rule every platform and type. No conglomerate should have that much power.
    In all seriousness, this frightens me
  • MorvenMorven
    The mouse ears are clearly spherical because they're the same outline from all directions

  • MetaFourMetaFour
    For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    But they move with the camera, so they never overlap each other no matter what angle you're looking from. There's no way they're Euclidean.
  • TreTre
    image
    non-Euclidean ears

    makes me think of Antichamber
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 6: Stone Ocean - vol 75 ch 698 Page 13 | Batoto!
    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 6: Stone Ocean - vol 75 ch 698 Page 14 | Batoto!

  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 6: Stone Ocean - vol 75 ch 699 Page 11 | Batoto!
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Jeffrey Katzenberg sent Shrek to kill Mickey

    Katz took some Dip with him when he left Disney and he still had it
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Oh, hey, it's the plot of Mickey's 60th Birthday!
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