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Centralia Royal Theatre presents: Pollyanna
POLLYANNA: Both my parents are dead, but I'm still happy, 'cause I'm always happy!
AUNT POLLY: Man, fuck you. Go live in the filthy attic.
POLLYANNA: Thanks, Aunt Polly! I sure am happy!
GRUMPY MAN: Bah humbug! Life sucks!
POLLYANNA: No it doesn't!
GRUMPY MAN: Oh, you're right! I'm not grumpy anymore!
DISABLED WOMAN: Life sucks.
POLLYANNA: No it doesn't!
DISABLED WOMAN: Ooh, you're right! Let's all be glad!
AUNT POLLY: Somehow I'm glad now too, and I actually like Pollyanna now!
POLLYANNA: See how easy that was?
DOCTOR: oh my god pollyanna got hit by a car and now she can't walk
POLLYANNA: life sucks
EVERYONE ELSE: No it doesn't, remember?
POLLYANNA: Yeah well that's easy for you to say with your walking and whatnot. Get out of my bedroom.
Then some other stuff happened. The end.
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Propaganda and balderdash!