The "I don't know why exactly but we love Nicolas Cage" Fan Club

Viani · 2012-01-31 15:03:39

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Will Nicholas Cage scream, laugh and go batshit? Because I would pay the ticket price solely for that reason. Just like in the new Hulk Movie, I paid the ticket price solely to watch him say "Hulk! Smash!".

Haven · 2012-01-31 19:53:40

Justice4243 · 2012-01-31 20:00:57

I love when celebrities are willing to play ball like that.

Vriska · 2012-01-31 20:15:48

So gr8.

Idler · 2012-01-31 21:25:09

I read an interview with him recently where he said "all my roles are absurd to an extent". Points for self-awareness, I guess.

King_Friday · 2012-02-01 03:44:18

I think I'm going to have to leave Justice for Nic. He's, he just becomes more and more wonderfully insane with each post.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-01 03:49:14

But I'm much less likely to punch you in the face at a fancy dress party.

King_Friday · 2012-02-01 03:50:49

?!?

Justice4243 · 2012-02-01 03:52:05

King_Friday · 2012-02-01 19:14:03

You don't have a lucky crack pipe?

Haven · 2012-02-10 05:05:20

But let's give a little appreciation to the guy behind Cage.

Vriska · 2012-02-10 08:52:35

The woman in that Onion interview is a total liar.

Every8ody knows that Vriska is the 8iggest Nic Cage fan. (No, that is not a Fat Vriska joke, either.)

Haven · 2012-02-10 18:24:41

Addressing one of the more bizarre rumors about his personal life, the actor says he's almost certain he's not a time-traveling vampire whose image was said to have been captured in a Civil War-era photo of a man resembling Cage.

"I don't drink blood, and last time I looked in the mirror I had a reflection," Cage told David Letterman on Thursday night's Late Show.

Promoting his film Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengance, Cage does acknowledge he could be confused with the Tennessee man in the 1870 photo that an eBay seller had pitched as a "walking undead/vampire" who "reinvents himself once every 75 years."

"Let me say that there is a resemblance," says Cage, "but how can I be polite about this. It's a somewhat slowed-down version of me."

Vriska · 2012-02-10 18:35:53

That's not what you said when you ran through the streets yelling "I'M A VAMPIRE!", Nic. (Yes let's pretend that wasn't in a movie.)

Oh Nic. <33333333

Justice4243 · 2012-02-10 21:28:51

Vriska · 2012-02-10 21:30:13

LOLWUT. XXXXD

King_Friday · 2012-02-11 11:15:12

So there's a man inside the Nic inside the pickle? I'm very confused.

Boney · 2012-02-11 13:39:28

He looks like a slug.

King_Friday · 2012-02-11 18:52:26

Or a penis, a really sick penis.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-15 22:03:31

PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-19 02:49:31

If you, like me, like Nic Cage's action movies not just for the man, but for their craziness as a whole, you must see Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance.

It's totally nutso.

It also features some lines that'll definitely become some of Cage's best, my favorite being "SCRAPING at the DOOORRRRR!!"

Haven · 2012-04-06 02:23:34

Haven · 2012-04-06 02:23:55

"If Nicolas Cage was a Magic card, he'd be Nicolas Phage."

Salix Babylonika · 2012-04-06 02:25:50

When Nicolas Cage gets paid, he's Nicolas Wage.

Haven · 2012-05-04 00:52:50

One-Winged Eagle · 2012-05-04 04:46:29

Vriska · 2012-05-04 08:50:41

Yay the thread of awesomeness lives!

The "I don't know why exactly but we love Nicolas Cage" Fan Club

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