"German insurance firm organised sex party for salesmen"

King_Friday · 2011-12-19 20:13:24

Terrible for the company, great for it's employees....

That news article made my day. Hi-larious.

Oh and then I saw this and decided I want one. Somehow they're much cuter than their cousins. I mean awe:

Justice4243 · 2011-12-19 20:20:23

There was lots of mediocre to OK food at my company Christmas party and a two drink maximum...

Man, I'm working in the WRONG company.

King_Friday · 2011-12-19 20:23:25

Can we have a Pygmy hippo? I promise I'll feed it and clean up its poo. Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase??? *batters eyelids*

Haven · 2011-12-19 20:25:26

Anonus · 2011-12-19 20:26:26

I keep wondering what the sex party page's comments would be like if they were allowed.

Also I want to touch the wet hippo.

Justice4243 · 2011-12-19 20:31:01

^That sounded dirty,

We need a bigger house if we want to keep a Hippo, plus Hippos kill like 300 people a year.

I don't want to be on the news because our daughter was killed by our territorial hippo...

King_Friday · 2011-12-19 20:31:18

^^ That's so going in my U/G deck I'm making.

^ I know!!! Cute or what?!

King_Friday · 2011-12-19 20:34:59

It's smaller than normal hippos damnit. And it will be domesticated and I'll train it and oh pleaaaaaaase can we have a Pygmy hippo??? Laila could ride it to nursery, we'll get it a little harness and it will be so cute.

Justice4243 · 2011-12-19 20:40:07

OK, but if Lain gets killed by this thing, you're taking responsibility and I get to start a career as a full time alcoholic.

Also, I'm not cleaning up after it. You can clean the "Hippo Box".

PlutoniumFist · 2011-12-19 21:52:15

...Why is Pygmy Hippo in Magic?

Shouldn't it be, like Urkal the Darkbringer?

Haven · 2011-12-19 21:56:29

Nah.

Unknown · 2011-12-19 23:17:12

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Imipolex G · 2011-12-19 23:17:45

"Touch the wet hippo" is going to be the new memetic euphemism, I can just see it.

Unknown · 2011-12-19 23:23:36

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Anonus · 2011-12-19 23:26:58

I thought it sounded euphemism-like as soon as I typed it.

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Imipolex G · 2011-12-19 23:35:39

Check out the wet hippos on that chick!

Ace Rimmer · 2011-12-20 15:56:22

Old news is old

Certain German companies are (in)famous for these

Tnu1138 · 2011-12-20 17:06:54

Well I may go to work in Germany.

Obā-san · 2011-12-20 17:26:46

I'm trying to relate the two parts of the OP, and I'm failing to do it in a family friendly manner. :/

Justice4243 · 2011-12-20 18:37:56

A party with booze, hippos, and hookers sounds like a recipe for disaster. Sexy, sexy disaster.

Tnu1138 · 2011-12-20 18:49:03

You know what? Forget about the booze and Hookers.

King_Friday · 2011-12-20 23:47:29

^^^ I'm sorry, Justice will tell you - my brain, it doesn't work in an orderly fashion and tends to act randomly, sometimes I confuse myself... God that Pygmy hippo though, it's so shiny and cute.

Imipolex G · 2011-12-21 00:06:33

Randomness is good! In this forum, anyway.

Justice4243 · 2011-12-21 01:24:01

Wet Hippomania!

Haven · 2011-12-21 01:29:03

I'm trying to relate the two parts of the OP, and I'm failing to do it in a family friendly manner.

Prostitution for the adults, pygmy hippo petting zoo for the kids. Forget Disney, this is the new happiest place on Earth.

Justice4243 · 2011-12-21 02:53:22

XD

Obā-san · 2011-12-21 08:46:52

^^BRB going to Germany.

King_Friday · 2011-12-22 21:27:11

^^^ Ah, I see we've corrupted Haven! Hoozah!

I'll be taking Laila-Lain to Germany for one of many bizarre holidays - best family outing EVER!

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