quest quest

Manly McMacho

THE QUEST TO END ALL QUESTS

PICK A THING

1. eat a taco
2. watch tv
3. GO ON A FUCKING QUEST IDIOT
4. bake a batch of blueberry muffins
5. DESTROY THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

Odradek

3

Manly McMacho

you decide to live up to the name of the topic and actually go on a quest and HOLY FUCK IT'S A DRAGON

1. Attack with your sword
2. BOW 'N ARROW BITCHES
3. Magick it dead
4. Dualwield???

Yarrun XIX

4

Manly McMacho

(btw plz specify)

Odradek

Dual wield whips

Manly McMacho

YOU MERCILESSLY WHIP THE DRAGON INTO SUBMISSION AND wait a minute you think it's trying to tell you something

Dragon: Oh god what are you doing I just wanted you to help me find my daughter, she went into the dark forest and never came back and here you are whipping me ;_;"

Oh shit I guess this is your quest

AND OFF YOU GO

1. TO THE FOREST!
2. TO THE TAVERN!
3. TO THE MOUNTAINSIDE!
4. BACK TO BED!
5. OTHER!?

Obā-san

4 then 5

Manly McMacho

fuck that dragon, she (he??? shit dragons are complicated) can solve her own problems, you have  better things to do

like hop back into bed and continue that dream you were just having. But just as you get back to your room youR BED IS DESTROYED BY

1. GALACTUS DEVOURER OF WORLDS
2. THE KING OF ALL COSMOS
3. ANOTHER, FAR MORE INTIMIDATING DRAGON
4. GODDESS OF TORTURE AND TYPEFACES CENTRAL AVENUE
5. CHRISTINA AGUILERA

Obā-san

5

Yarrun XIX

5

Manly McMacho

it is then that you hear the most chilling sound you've ever heard in your life



The pop diva is currently destroying your house and throwing copies of lotus at people. WHAT DO

1. fuck you i'm not writing out these options anymore just post something

Anonus

Summon DHX Media to chase her away

Manly McMacho

You summon DHX media to scare her away

Buster uses postcard papercut! ...It's not very effective.

Xtina uses wail! It's super effective! Buster fainted!

Paddington Bear uses suitcase slap! ...It's not very effective.

Legendtina uses screech! Paddington Bear's defense has been lowered!

Paddington Bear uses maul!

Slaytina uses wail! It's super effective! Paddington Bear fainted!

Zoboomafoo uses Zoboomafoo! Xtina fainted!



You ask the incomparable singer why she's destroying your village.

"i'm just bored tbh"

you're about to find somewhere else to sleep when she stops you. "Wait! I kind of... Can you help me sell my album?"

Help Xtina sell her album?

Y/N

Yarrun XIX

N. Challenge her to a duel to the death.