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Nobody here talks about fictional characters smoking weed that much

AnonusAnonus
edited 2014-04-29 00:45:11 in General
Why not?
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  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Most fictional characters I know of have not canonically smoked weed. Coincidence? :o
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees

    *footwork drum pattern kicks in*
  • AnonusAnonus
    edited 2014-04-29 00:47:14
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I dunno

    Nobody here really talks about whether or not they believe Zorak or Rarity or Rainbow Dash or Cadpig or whoever to be stoners
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Burgundy Queen said:

    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees

    *footwork drum pattern kicks in*

  • Previous CalicaPrevious Calica
    (flower path)
    420 use stims erryday
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    Yon Assassin said:

    Burgundy Queen said:

    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees
    all i do is smoke trees

    *footwork drum pattern kicks in*

    this is like the only footwork song I enjoy and I don't really know why.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    it has a seriously baller ending
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    Anonus said:

    I dunno


    Nobody here really talks about whether or not they believe Zorak or Rarity or Rainbow Dash or Cadpig or whoever to be stoners
    Fictional characters I am almost certain toke in some form or another (or some fantasy equivalent):
    • Marisa Kirisime
    • Jake The Dog
    • Droopy Dog
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    This song is awesome.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    the vocal sample comes courtesy of Lil Wayne, who is a non-fictional character I know for a fact tokes in some form or another.
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    imageimageimageimageimage
  • Obā-sanObā-san


    defs my fave footwork tune

    image


    also cool ranch doritos are forever associated w/ danny brown in my mind
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    edited 2014-04-29 01:03:53
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I guess Rarity was mentioned, so...

    image

    Also:
    image

  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Also, apparently Fluttershy being a stoner is a thing because of her sort of hippy nature.

    Pinkie just sort of is drugs, so...
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This is one of the most Obviously Anonus thread titles since the original IJBM
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Nobody gives a shit.

    Like hey, Captain America drinks a particular brand of coffee! Gilgamesh likes his meat roasted just so. Prospero only drinks brandy from this place. Panty doesn't care where her heroin comes from as long as she has enough to stick it in all four limbs as she bones some dude.

    Who gives a fuck.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    god can you just like

    not be pissed off for five seconds
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Burgundy Queen said:

    god can you just like

    not be pissed off for five seconds

    yah this
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    edited 2014-04-29 01:42:10
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I'm not actually pissed off, I had a certain rhythmic thing in my head that I wanted to see if I could put down into a post.

    Don't think it worked.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    right

    well, you're right, it didn't.
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    edited 2014-04-29 02:02:51
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    By the way?

    Cappig drinks much and often; but she only drinks Scot-brewed whiskey.

    Windblade mixes oil with moonshine.

    Mario loves purple drank.

    Batman makes half of his money on cocaine manufacturing, and samples his product often.

    Joseph Son of Jacob smoked several shrooms that night he wrestled with the angel. After that, he never stopped.

    John Galt hard-injects salt directly into his veins.

    The basis of Guan Yu, Liu Bei, and Zhang Fei's relationship are special herbs sold under the counter from the pharmacy and burned for its smoke.

    Harry Potter licks toads.

    Thomas the Rhymer was high. He was always high.

    The Enterprise's Replicator can manufacture high-quality narcotics on demand, and often; it is the only one of its kind.

    Dogs are always high. Their cells produce narcotics at all times. Why do you think they are always happy?

    Sailor Moon snorts lunar dust; if you look closely, you can see thousands and thousands of miniature lacerations down her nasal passage. Lunar dust is dangerous.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    oi
  • Vociferous MasochistVociferous Masochist
    kingCrackers said:

    By the way?


    Batman makes half of his money on cocaine manufacturing, and samples his product often.
    Called it
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Miko snorted breakfast cereal one time, true story.
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Being inducted into the Survey Corps includes being provided a supply of strong anti-depressives and steroids that every soldier is forced to take regularly.
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    The fuck do you think grows in Shrek's swamp?
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    edited 2014-04-29 02:01:57
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Kirby's brain stimulates the pleasure centers in a fashion similar to human orgasm whenever he eats and ingests power.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    kingCrackers said:

    Cappig
    image
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    edited 2014-04-29 02:04:05
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Solid Snake also eats the venom sacs of serpents. It helps still the screams in his head.
  • TreTre
    image
    Bubsy is a stoner

    that's all I can tell you
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    All snails have to do is to lick themselves to get intoxicated.
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Rayman can't get high. Rayman's face is a contorted, frozen mask of faked joy, behind which is nothing but cruel and cold sobriety.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    and nobody wants to talk about Space Ghost and his prisoners bandleader and his director getting high

    jeebus what alternate universe is this in which 101 generates more conversation than SGC2C

    what have I done
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    What of the Touhou girls? ...or maybe I shouldn't ask that.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    All of Thomas Pynchon's characters do drugs

    Well, not really, but some of 'em
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    "In the sweet Mojave rain" is a euphemism for the place where Californian hashish smokers enjoy their herbs.
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Space Ghost is in the show business; getting high every night is actually in the job description.

    Space Ghost crushes crystals and smokes them.

    Space Ghost likes to talk about TV shows that he watched when he was young.
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Drink cactus juice.

    It will quench you.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    But seriously though what point are you trying to get across here cuz this is hella annoying
    Miko said:

    What of the Touhou girls? ...or maybe I shouldn't ask that.

    doujin writers answered that question long ago.
  • TreTre
    image
    kingCrackers said:

    Rayman can't get high. Rayman's face is a contorted, frozen mask of faked joy, behind which is nothing but cruel and cold sobriety.

    so, Rayman and I are still one being

    good to know
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Grains from the Whoohoo plant are how Mickey Mouse chooses to intoxicate himself.
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Link eats leftover fairies.
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    When Atticus Finch was studying in college, he was doing mainly two things; shooting birds and dropping acid.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    kingCrackers said:

    When Atticus Finch was studying in college, he was doing mainly two things; shooting birds and dropping acid.

    wrong

    image
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    After losing the trial, Atticus Finch went to Hollywood and hung out with Tupac and Biggie Smalls.

    Atticus was killed in a gun-battle with local police after he tried to get a baker to make him "fun brownies".
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    After abusing marijuana for many years, Pac-Man now suffers from brain damage. Pac-Man now always has the munchies.
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Pokemon cut from XY before release: Heroeene. Meff. Cokaine. Koffy.
  • Previous CalicaPrevious Calica
    (flower path)
    Miko said:

    What of the Touhou girls? ...or maybe I shouldn't ask that.

    In addition to the Hourai Elixir, Eirin prescribes thousands of unneeded prescriptions for oxycodone.  They mostly end up in Patchy's hands.
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Anonus said:

    and nobody wants to talk about Space Ghost and his prisoners bandleader and his director getting high


    jeebus what alternate universe is this in which 101 generates more conversation than SGC2C

    what have I done
    This probably won't work, but... 


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  • Vociferous MasochistVociferous Masochist
    ...

    Well you tried. ^_^
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