Commercial truck livery

Princess Alice

Every once in a while, when I'm out driving around, I see trucks with really elaborate lettering. They'll have something like:

Q-NEXUS

SERVICES INC.

SERVING GREYSON CITY SINCE 1965

(919) 555-NEXS

...and I just kinda laugh. Like, yeah, it's nice that you told us your name and your phone number, but you forgot to actually let us know what your company does! Sorry, guys, but I'm not really inclined to spend a day calling phone numbers from random pickup trucks in hopes that one of them will correspond to a service I need or want.

Previous Calica

With the really big trucks I think it's actually a shipping service or whatever.

With pickups I have no idea though.

Klinotaxis

you know... "services"...

by an "incorporation"..............

Previous Calica

incorporated something actually

MetaFour

Super bland company names make me worried that they're hiding something. Like, they're a mob front, or a secret band of assassins.

Sredni Vashtar

Like the Plastic Bag Mart around here that was never open the whole time that it was in operation?