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I #wish I were #eating some delicious #food right now.  #hungry #sensoryshit #hashtag #twitter #tumblr #IRC #trashheap

Tachyon

delicious #food

#hashbrowns?

Obā-san

im hungry :<

Previous Calica

@Tachyon #hashtagbrowns more like

(blatantly stealing a joke from my own twitter)

Previous Calica

(actually that first one was basically stolen from centie's twitter almost a year ago, which came from a #trashheap discussion)

Miss Miko Mayonegg

Hashish?

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maybe.  #check your #locallaws before #blazing a #marijuana though. #420

glennmagusharvey

i once #tweet'ed that i was listening to #utakata music by #savagegenius

probably most useless #hashtag ever

which is sad because utakata is a good #anime series and savage genius is a good #j-pop group

Previous Calica

#savagegarden did #anime #music?

glennmagusharvey

no, #savagegenius is not savage garden

Obā-san

#wrongthread

Klinotaxis

#octothorpe is the superior #name #tbh

glennmagusharvey

#yolo #swag #tbh #getonmylevel #currentlypopularmeme #trolling #tryingtolookcool #hashtagthatmakesnosensetoevencasualtwitterusers

Previous Calica

#octothorpetag

Obā-san

Oh God there's a big one coming on

The dead have begun to rise and walk

And nobody is singing, nobody is singing

The bottomless pit has opened up

The Virgin Mary's crying blood

And nobody is singing, nobody is singing

Were all taking pictures with camera phones 

To prove that we were there

For the end of days, the end of days

The blood gollum is on the loose again

He doesn't know that were American

He just thinks we’re fatter 

The hell demons are killing all in sight

Satan's doing wheelies on his bike

Twin heads on his handlebars

Pig-tailed twins around the age of 666

Their faces painted to look like King Diamond and Peter Criss

For the end of days, the end of days

Now its raining semen

It smells like those summer trees you smell

Could this be the revelation or is it simply the end of Hell?

Oh God there’s a big one coming on

#armageddon

That topic is trending

The death cult is making jewelry

From the corpses they dragged from the burning sea

They're taking eyes, they're taking ears, they're taking noses, they're taking teeth

They're taking hair and skin from tattoos

They're taking fingers, they're taking

The end of days very seriously

Now the valley is flooded 

With piranha, tequila and knives

But at least we got to prove that we did something worthwhile with our lives

At the end of days, the end of days

nohaynicklibre

I just realized #lethinhairchinman is called like that because he's a man with thin hair and a chin #wow #woah #mindblown

glennmagusharvey

but everyone has thin hair and a chin

Imipolex G

some people have more than one chin

glennmagusharvey

but those people who have more than one chin have at least one chin therefore they have a chin #logic #wrongontheinternet

Imipolex G

Klinotaxis

#lol #food #funny #r/punny

Princess Alice

...wow

Obā-san

Salix Babylonika

Klinotaxis said:

#lol #food #funny #r/punny

OK I call bullshit, these used to exist in a different bag under another name.

These are literally the same food item.

Princess Alice

That's the power of marketing! Gotta keep up with the latest trends.

Section42L

Fun fact: This song is currently a hit on the radio.

Imipolex G

"currently a hit on the radio" is generally code for "do not listen to this"

Sredni Vashtar

Section42L said:

Fun fact: This song is currently a hit on the radio.

*shakes head, palm across face*

Obā-san

Section42L said:

Fun fact: This song is currently a hit on the radio.

holy portamento batman

Yarrun XIX

Sredni Vashtar said:

Section42L said:

Fun fact: This song is currently a hit on the radio.

*shakes head, palm across face*

Man, the beat isn't even originally sucky. It's just a low-key version of No Speak Americano.

I had to sit next to a girl and a girl's friend on a bus whose voice and conversation sounded way too close to how they talk. 

Man, some of those pics aren't even selfies. It doesn't count if it's a picture of a dog, you blasted idiots!

Obā-san

Man, the beat isn't even originally sucky. It's just a low-key version of No Speak Americano.

listening to it now

don't really hear any similarity apart from the very sharp, full kick, which is a pretty common thing in pop-dance right now

a closer match would be one of those annoying-ass big room house tracks like

but with the bending saw synths from early-mid 2000s electro house / electroclash

Obā-san

basically it's a huge ugly ball of stale cliches

Obā-san

(*gets a bit further in*)

oh nooow i hear it

that is actually a fairly clever use of sampling for such a dull track

Yolanda Be Cool i applaud ye

mildly

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Klinotaxis said:

#lol #food #funny #r/punny

when I saw malki post that I thought it was a perfect fit for this thread but I was on my tablet and lol

Tachyon

#SELFIE isn't such a bad song

it's catchy, if nothing else

Salix Babylonika

eh. I'm usually the first to leap to the defense of pop music, but I think "#Selfie" is legitimately annoying.

Also, the weird thing about that song is that the group behind it is A) called The Chainsmokers and B) quite clearly a decade or so older--at least--than the demographic that likes to say "hashtag" out loud and use the word selfie.

Tachyon

Yes, it has kind of a cynical undertone, that's true.  It's very of-the-moment, a little too self-consciously so.  In that sense, it epitomizes the excesses of 2014.

In two years time, if we remember it at all, we'll look back on it and laugh - or cringe.  In the meantime, i could cheerfully dance to it.  Which is to say, could cheerfully flail about awkwardly in a characteristically white manner.

Tre

Yon Assassin said:

Man, the beat isn't even originally sucky. It's just a low-key version of No Speak Americano.

listening to it now

don't really hear any similarity apart from the very sharp, full kick, which is a pretty common thing in pop-dance right now

a closer match would be one of those annoying-ass big room house tracks like

[LRAD by Knife Party]

but with the bending saw synths from early-mid 2000s electro house / electroclash

[Satisfaction by Benny Benassi]

god dammit, I'm terrible

I like #Selfie and love both LRAD and Satisfaction (enough to consider them to be two of my favorites by their respective acts)

maybe it's a sign of the times

Tachyon

You're not terrible.  i've never been all that big on Satisfaction but it's a decent tune, and LRAD is tight.

It's OK to disagree with other heapers about music, y'know!

Tachyon

Actually, Satisfaction is better than i remembered it being.

Obā-san

Satisfaction is p ok, but it had like buttloads of imitators.

Imipolex G

always thought it was kinda overrated, there are other Stones songs I like a lot more

Tachyon

oh, that Satisfaction, i've always liked

although i'm not as into the Stones as i think i'm supposed to be; they're one of those old rock bands everyone seems to love

Obā-san

i'm pretty meh on classic rock bands

Tachyon

at one point classic rock was almost all i listened to

but i always preferred the Kinks and the Who to the Rolling Stones

Obā-san

i remember when i was like 8 i was super obsessed w/ the beatles, volkswagen beetles and regular beetles

SF_Sorrow

Their Satanic Majesties Request was my fav Stones album for a long while

Imipolex G

There are really only about four songs on Satanic Majesties I like, in spite of it being their "psychedelic" album

Yarrun XIX

glennmagusharvey

that image of #ghibli #movie character #porcorosso is #win

glennmagusharvey

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